Solve the mystery

Fezek · Post by **Fezek** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 8:07 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

To coin a phrase, "So i heard"

I thought thew phrase was " From some fat bloke down the pub"

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 8:39 am

Originally posted by Fezek

I thought thew phrase was " From some fat bloke down the pub"

Well we don't have any fat blokes in my pub, apparently it's all glandular

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 11:57 am

@Ned and Grunt......I'll bring the camera

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 12:10 pm

@BS,

make sure it's a video camera. photos are useless compared to this home movie

by sleep
@Ned, of what use would they be to you? So are you secretly Nedette Flanders, or are you really Maude (Dum, dum, dum, dum dum dum duh duh duh duh)

Well, I'll need them to be attached to some voluptuous, buxom tart, of course, although your comment reminds of the episode when Oswald got breast implants on the Drew Carey show.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 12:20 pm

After careful and repeated viewing of this presentation, I have 'developed' the following hypotheses:

Ms. Spears is in fact several people - lord knows there's enough look-a-likes out there. She's probably more of a franchise than a person.
Ms. Spears is really a shape changing android from Mars. Now we know where VP Cheney has been hiding.
Most of the fluctuations can be explained by padding and bra technology, but the few changes that exceed technology suggests that inflatable implants and/or injections may have been used to 'supplement' the bra technology.
There may be incorrect temporal data associated with the presentation or time travel may actually have been involved. Possible conspiracy theory?
She may have been pregnant/lactating during her D-cup phases.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 12:50 pm

Folks , to clarify the mystery it's advised to have Justin of N-Skunk interogated too since according to media he's got close relation to Ms. Spears.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 1:03 pm

Yeah KidD, except he likes boys so he really wouldn't be an authority. Right now it would appear Gwally is quite the scholar on breast augmentation; combine with the hands-on data Grunt and I are collecting, we may solve this mystery yet.

Zoinks.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 1:12 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Yeah KidD, except he likes boys so he really wouldn't be an authority. Right now it would appear Gwally is quite the scholar on breast augmentation; combine with the hands-on data Grunt and I are collecting, we may solve this mystery yet.

Zoinks.

Ned, I simply suggest Grunty & Gwally or may be you to interogate Justin - not asking him to do the research too

It's possible he knows something too

BTW What's with Zoinks ? Feeling like Shaggy lately ?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 2:04 pm

well kidD, the whole thread is taking on a scooby esque persona or maybe it's because I just watched Jay and Silent Bob strike back and the whole sequence in the Mystery Machine just kills me.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 2:07 pm

Justin should be interrogated....no telling what britny may have revealed during one of the many "girl talks" they are bound to have shared.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 2:09 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
Britney Breast Mystery

This has to be one of the greatest mysteries of our time. And by ‘greatest’ I do not mean ‘ponderous.’ I mean there is gratuitous cleavage. Seriously now, if the photos are un-doctored, and I believe they are, what could explain the fluctiations that are so evident? Saline injections? Watch and marvel.

Wow, finally a thread I can sink my teeth into...

Originally posted by BS:

Justin should be interrogated....no telling what britny may have revealed during one of the many "girl talks" they are bound to have shared.

ROFLMAO

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 2:09 pm

Sadly, I've always identified with Velma....

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 2:11 pm

@Gwally,

1. Can you do nothing without your glasses?

2. How many orange skirts do you own?

3. How many times a day do you say "Jinkies"?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 2:21 pm

Ned:

1: There is at least one thing I can (and always) do without them!

2: None. Mine is blue.

3: Jinkies! I don't know!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 2:41 pm

1: There is at least one thing I can (and always) do without them!

I am informing the law that you drive without your glasses

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 2:47 pm

wow...I would love to know what search keywords turned up that humdinger wankerly...

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 6:09 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Well we don't have any fat blokes in my pub, apparently it's all glandular

Actually I'd be checking them for belly valves - No worries - Curdis !

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 6:25 pm

Originally posted by Curdis
Actually I'd be checking them for belly valves - No worries - Curdis !

Some of the people i have seen it would take them about 45 minutes to pump that up!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:06 pm

LOL Anyone remember the video some years ago for Baby's got Back?? The first inflatable backside in history

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:48 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
I would have to think a great deal of it is padding, like the scene with the green fabric, that is probably some form of uplift technology. One can get implants that can be pumped up and down using a valve (Apparently )

Yes, I too have heard about such implants: I've also heard there are lots of quite sophisticated padding methods, like bras with silicon padding around the breast so it will have almost as dramatic effects as implants.

You FYI, there are implants for men too that you can pump up when you wish...in case Viagra does not help you.