Is Weasel a Zorilla?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 8:17 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
That would be.."The Flirter Flagg who broke Chrissy's thread."

Hmmmm I seem to recall it differently

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 8:20 pm

Weasel represents a little known particularly sick and twisted variant of the Zorilla species, which has never been quite categorized except for a innate propensity for the activity of COMMIng something he quite insists is somehow separate from this SPamming thing I have heard about.

The Weasel though is particularly dangerous and should be avoided, if at all costs you encounter this particular subspecies, run, run for all your spamminingness.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 8:23 pm

Faster than a speeding potato!!

Originally posted by T'lainya

Hmmmm I seem to recall it differently

It must be the work load...(Mr.Sleep slacking

) I will speak to Buck and straighten this out...pronto!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 8:27 pm

@ AN

That's the spirit! Don't be fooled by the sly one

@ Weasel Go ahead.

Remember just how much work our esteemed, revered and most honored Administartor had to do to fix the whole board after that??

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 2:47 am

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
Weasel represents a little known particularly sick and twisted variant of the Zorilla species, which has never been quite categorized except for a innate propensity for the activity of COMMIng something he quite insists is somehow separate from this SPamming thing I have heard about.

So the rumors were true

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 3:23 am

Originally posted by VoodooDali

I get more of an image of a Godzilla/Mandrille cross.

To see the real thing: Zorilla

No worries !

Beldin

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 8:12 am

@Beldin, thanks for the link - he is cuter than he let's on!

They become sexually mature at 10-20 months, the latter for males. Gestation is about 37 days with a litter size of 1 to 3. Babies weigh just 1/2 ounce when born. They are weaned at 4 to 5 months of age.

@Weasel - you were THIS precocious?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 6:03 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
I will replace your wall paper with pictures of me.

Links in the SYM is quite enough, I think...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:20 pm

All the World is headed to the Weasel's

Originally posted by Yshania

@Weasel - you were THIS precocious?

Beer.....way too much beer..

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:24 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

Actually I think Interpol tipped her off

It was tip from both CIA and KGB, actually.

Who could thought....

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:28 pm

Originally posted by Minerva

It was tip from both CIA and KGB, actually. Who could thought....

Well considering he's on every law enforcement agencies top 10 most dangerous list..

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:33 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

Well considering he's on every law enforcement agencies top 10 most dangerous list..

It's amazing he's still manage to cause havoc everywhere, like... well, a weasel.

As usual, MI5 missed vital information...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:35 pm

LOL Well Weasels are sneaky

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:46 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
LOL Well Weasels are sneaky

Particularly the one we all know...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:46 pm

Originally posted by Minerva

Particularly the one we all know...

Well his other name said it all

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 8:53 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
LOL Well Weasels are sneaky

Perhaps that's explain his love of sneakers and his habit to wear sneakers all the time

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Mar 09, 2002 12:54 am

LOL I found this thread buried in the depths of SYM

Flaming memos

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Mar 09, 2002 5:05 am

Hmmm...

Originally posted by Weasel

Dear: Weasel

[x] Loser [x] Subliterate [ ] Hormonal Pre-teen
[x] Me-too-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[x] Spammer [ ] Nerd [x] Martyr
[x] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Socialist [x] Wanker [ ] Troller

I Am Being Flamed Because:

[ ] Your lame advertising message has firmly convinced me to ignore you
[x] You posted an "poor me" reply
[x] You posted something asking for warez sites
[x] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[x] You responded to a blatantly obvious troll
[x] You continued a long, stupid thread
[x] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You suck
[x] You said "me too" to something
[x] You brag about things that never happened
[x] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[x] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
[x] You posted something really stupid/depraved
[x] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
[?] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[x] you are posting an unwarranted attack
[x] Screw explanations!

To Repent, I Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[x] Read the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
[x] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
[x] Verify the effect of gravity by jumping from the nearest bridge

In Closing, I'd Like to Say Need to:

[x] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[x] Remove yourself from our presence
[x] Age 10 more years before you post again
[x] Learn to post or sod off
[x] Learn to post and sod off
[x] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
[x] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[x] Get a clue
[ ] All of the above
[x] Most of the above
End of Memo

Nothing has changed, I see...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Mar 09, 2002 2:35 pm

LOL Did you expect it to??

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Mar 09, 2002 4:08 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
LOL Did you expect it to??

Change is irrelevant.