What's With The Purple Pills?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:15 pm

Don’t fret, folks. The pills are perfectly safe and have received the FDA’s second highest ranking for a pharmaceutical, nearly safe for human ingestion.

Men are advised to take the pills in moderation and not in the presence of heavy equipment or farm animals.

Women are advised to remove any restrictive clothing prior to taking the pills and to do so only under the direct care of Doc Waverly.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:18 pm

*quickly puts gown back on in Waverly's presence* Hi Doc!

you just caught me negotiating - I forgot, it is a free trial period!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:19 pm

Hey no deal.
I specifically want you cooking for me for one month in there.

That is the first we discuss.
After that we move on the next points.

Wankerly so you tested those pills infront of animals?
The infamous sheep situation?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:20 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
*quickly puts gown back on in Waverly's presence* Hi Doc!

What you were naked right now?
Dang where is that camera when you need it???

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:24 pm

Originally posted by CM

What you were naked right now?
Dang where is that camera when you need it???

Did I actually say this?

I am actually one of Doc Waverly's test patients for my sins

after a while, you become kind of dependent...I had to quickly return to the lab for further experimentation!

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:26 pm

I was ripped off by waverly!!

I bought one off these bout 2 months ago for $250!! Heck, I just now woke up from it!!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:26 pm

err...ok..so you weren't naked?
Dang!!!
Dependen woman?
God Good no.
That is worse than a feminist.

Ysh that is very bad.
I think you should go more experimenting and get over this dependency!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:31 pm

Re: I was ripped off by waverly!!

Originally posted by leedogg

I bought one off these bout 2 months ago for $250!! Heck, I just now woke up from it!!

LMAO!

you call that ripped off?

I wish I could sleep for two months...

@Fas - LMAO!

I am experimenting! - this is a dummy weaning off process

just to see if I could cope with the stress of not getting to sleep for two months!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:34 pm

You are depriving yourself of sleep??
What kind of a sicko are you????
That is not funny!!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:45 pm

Originally posted by CM
CE cook islands?
Why?

Why not? I can't stay in Sweden, AstraZeneca is a Swedish company and Waverly obviously has close connections to their labs. The Cook's Islands are at a safe distance from both Europe and the US

I will spend my days picking cocoa nuts and cooking fish in palm leaves

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:50 pm

Originally posted by CM

You are depriving yourself of sleep??
What kind of a sicko are you????
That is not funny!!

I never said I was depriving myself - I was actually lamenting the fact the pills did not have the same effect on me as they did Leedogg!

@CE - LMAO!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:50 pm

But why not say Rawanda?
That is just as far, plus i doubt they the purple pills!
Or say Aussie land?
Or Antartica!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:51 pm

Originally posted by Yshania

I never said I was depriving myself - I was actually lamenting the fact the pills did not have the same effect on me as they did Leedogg!

@CE - LMAO!

You women build up resistances so fast!!
Just one 1 pill and it doesn't affect you the same anymore.
*tsk tsk* how can you get addicted this way?

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:54 pm

The things he promised!

He told me that the *effect* was supposed to last for 2 months, but it WASN"T sleeping!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:55 pm

@leedogg - btw, you are welcome for the card, I hope you had a peaceful Christmas

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:56 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
I had to quickly return to the lab for further experimentation! [/b]

You know I enjoy our consultations, but I thought we agreed to be discreet about them…

Lee: Welcome back. Weasel made a bundle out of selling your ‘services’ while you were out. See if he will give you cut of the profits… and be careful when sitting down.

CE: Will you weave grass skirts and wear coconut bikini tops?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:57 pm

Re: The things he promised!

Originally posted by leedogg

He told me that the *effect* was supposed to last for 2 months, but it WASN"T sleeping!

erm...what was it then?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:58 pm

Originally posted by CM
But why not say Rawanda?
That is just as far, plus i doubt they the purple pills!
Or say Aussie land?
Or Antartica!

Rwanda is too close to Europe...Cook's Islands are off the NZ coast, they will do just fine...

See you later, I have to pack a bag

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:59 pm

Originally posted by CM

*tsk tsk* how can you get addicted this way?

LMAO!

I am curious

@Waverly - sorry - I was kind of desperate, I am much calmer now...*thanks*

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:02 pm

So you can't get addicted whats the fun with the drugs then?

Pack CE and get me something nice when you get back.
A native girl would be very nice!