What's With The Purple Pills?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:53 am

Dear Waverly,

My flashing GB ad-banner for today is "Today's purple pill is Nexium...(esomprezole magnesium) click for a free trial offer"

Have you finally managed to patent the ingredients and go into production?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:55 am

I noticed that a few days ago as well, and I was too scared to click the banner....

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:56 am

Bout time if you ask me!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:56 am

Good GOD!!!!
Waverly is mass producing those?
It is the end of the world as we know it.

Well atleast this place will be filled with COMM very soon

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:56 am

What worries me is that it appears he is marketing them as a heartburn remedy....

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:06 pm

My god, I'm gonna have to send Buck a threatning letter if he starts advertising Waverly's products!

#1:"I'm gonna send him a threatning Email!"
#2:"use the Dark red font for it."
#3:"I've got 546 different shades of red on my computor!"
The nerds in the Simpsons.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:09 pm

He has a website specifically dedicated!! http://www.purplepill.com

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:14 pm

NO NO!!!
This must be stopped!!!
Wankerly's pills must not be produced!!!

How?
No clue.
But atleast i said it!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:32 pm

I noticed that a few days ago, too; but I thought that maybe if I just ignored it, it'd go away.

Hasn't worked yet.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:44 pm

hmm i haven't seen it.
But for some reason i see monkey's everywhere!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:20 pm

@Fas, but then Waverly's pills are not for the teetotal or fainthearted!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:27 pm

No i think my COMMness scares the banner away.
I can not be tempted by these weak pills.

Plus what is teetotal?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:37 pm

LOL!

Someone who is unlikely to be tempted to lower themselves to try anything vaguely alcoholic...or narcotic for that matter

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:45 pm

yes that be me, i will not lower myself to such such such Darkflamism!!

Plus look and Ned and BS - drinking hasn't helped them in anyway!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:48 pm

Helped them where? how do you know?

*slips a note to Waverly requesting Fas' share of purple pills*

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:50 pm

Originally posted by CM
NO NO!!!
This must be stopped!!!
Wankerly's pills must not be produced!!!

Gaaah! And AstraZeneca makes them! I must move away from Sweden - the Cook Islands looks like a really nice place...

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:53 pm

Lets say Fonzie was not a single example of drunk behaviour at the tavern!

Yeah you can have my share, as long as you pay me for them.
They are after all meant for me, i will sell them to you for say a cheap price of 100 dollars per pill!

CE cook islands?
Why?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:06 pm

$100 per pill?!?!? that is a steal!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:10 pm

Of course it is.
But you haven't seen the contract!

*puts a 100 page document on the table*
Those are the conditions before you can actually buy the pills!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:13 pm

You are talking to a trained contracts negotiator

everything and everyone is negotiable *qualifies terms and conditions and signs on the dotted line in anticipation - pushing the documents back for consideration*