Petition to keep the Tavern open.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 12:23 pm

Ok, here it is, inspired by Ned.

There are several reasons to keep the tavern open. The most important being that it is a known hangout of myself and as such serves as a way for any members of this board to easily avoid me....somewhat.

Also, shutting down the tavern would cause several animals to become suddenly homeless, and furthermore, would leave me with a greater amount of free time with which to roam the board freely in search of women to hit on.

Plus, I don't wanna go back to drinking in the gutter.

Please sign to show your support.

BS Enterprises thanks you for your concern.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 12:43 pm

This gives me even more reasons

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 12:45 pm

Hey! I know what it's like to have a bar thread closed

do you remember 'Breathing Space'? well that pub spawned the equally busy and massly frequented 'More Breathing Room' which was also closed due to riotous behaviour. Never-the-less, a third pub 'New Pair Of Lungs' was opened on the site of the previous razed building

Hmmm....I must check back and find out how many posts those three consequetive bars amassed!

Checked it!

a total of 3,527 posts...

Make this your new tavern of neutrality, drag in the kegs!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 12:51 pm

Would you really want to turn me loose to wander the board aimlessly and without direction?

Thank you Ysh, for your concern and your expeirience. Yet once again, You have come to my aid. I shall not forget this, so I grant you free beer at the tavern.........tommorrow.
If it remains..

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:16 pm

Even though it is obvious, I need to sign in!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:29 pm

Hey Man,

I came here looking for a petition to sign (turns it there is one, I didn't even know it when I said it but petitions are cool time wasters and methods for people to think they belong to something...). Anyway, has anyone seen a petition. I'd like to sign it and stuff but I can't find it. I've even got a pen. Whatever man.

I just wanna say that it seems closing the tavern is like, totally, a double edged sword and all that. I mean, if no one shows up, we get the tavern closed cuz there's like no business. The number of posts has been pretty weak at the tavern during recent weeks, however, if business picks up, the tavern is going to close because it is like, totally, getting to big.

So like, whatever man, let's just build an ark and move the animals (and my still!) and we'll take our tavern on the high sees. It can be Bloodstalker's Superfly pimp of the high seas floating mass of consumption. I don't know, I'm rambling.

Anyone seen a petition to sign.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:52 pm

You just signed it Ned

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:55 pm

Whew, glad that's cleared up. I'll see you at THE TAVERN (COME ONE, COME ALL) for 14 ****tails.

CM · Post by CM » Mon Feb 25, 2002 3:06 pm

I will sign this petition.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 3:52 pm

*Runs in, scribbles something on the petition, and leaves. BS goes to investigate and sees the name "BUCK SATAN" scratched in red, what he thinks is, ink*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:02 pm

Aegis..I'd be careful about trying to impersonate the mighty Buck.you might be turned into a little heap of ashes

and your computer will be a melted pool of plastic

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:51 pm

TL......thank you for adding your name to the list..

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 5:12 pm

Why not Sleep and I will do as we see best anyway

Besides the debate is entertaining

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 5:52 pm

An looks at the petition to save the famous Tavern of Neutrality, wonders if he signs if there is a free beer in it. Then notices the long line behind the petition and realizes that yup there is a free beer in it.

So AN signs the petition.

Hint Hint perhaps include one free beer to anyone who signs the petition.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 6:07 pm

Okay, one free beer it is.

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 6:15 pm

AN signs the petition, gulping down the generously proffered beer.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 6:20 pm

**signs the petition again for a freedly deedly brewski**

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 6:24 pm

@All....sign as may times as you want, just use different names each time.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 6:51 pm

'The tavern must stay open We comand it' HRH Elizabeth II Regina. 'Make sure that beer's got a decent head on it, or I'll chop yours orf, ha, ha, ha'.*lights a Benson & Hedges Special Filter*.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 7:31 pm

The Tavern must stay open. Or else I'll start drinking in the Men's Room again!!!

Not too mention the Bear and all the rude little bunnies who will be hopping in and out of all the other threads once they are finally loose...