Old Folks Bar - only live acts -

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Feb 11, 2002 8:11 pm

Re: REEEEEEEEALLY OLD.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY XXXXXXX!

35 going on 40 this year isnt it?

Enjoy.

Xxxx and Xxxx

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You'll get yours whipper snapper sorry what were we talking about?

Good Old Xxxxxxx

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Now your over the hill you can start randomy inserting stories about the war when ever you lose the plot.

Xxxx and Xxxx

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Nazi Tora Tora

So I saz, you go get 'em Bluey, see if I don't, drink 'em down down down, in my day youngsters used to give you some respect, ha call that a proper haircut, they came out of the sun, and we only had tree rounds and a copy of the Herald Tribune, but will they listen?

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That's the funniest thing I've read in 30 years

Xxxx and Xxxx

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And I was just practicing, I have to go to my old geezer(TM) learners exam next week and it sure is hectic. I've got to get the talk, the walk, and how to drive proper, but what would you kids know, Stormin Norman would have been a BIG shock for your namby pamby tree hugging, but would you even care to ASK some one who knew. I got dumped between asking someone for the first date and actually going on it! A sign of things to come?

I generally use a form 12 but your milage may vary.

Old Geezer

P.S. it's not ACTUALLY funny unless food comes out of your nose.

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ROFL

Xxxx and Xxxx

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Xxxx,

I'm taking the liberty of sending over a medi-alert crew, you are obviously hysterical.

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The preceeding is an excerpt from a classified document. The names have been removed to protect me. Noticed in the GB Anatomy that there is a significant lump on the bell curve around the 40 year mark. The drinks in here are generally more expensive but workman like than at the competing establishments. There is ONLY live entertainment and the first person who plugs a 'Deck' into the house P.A. may need expensive surgery to remove it. Where was I?

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Tue Feb 12, 2002 5:06 am

He's gone senile!!!!!!!!!!

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Feb 12, 2002 7:47 am

I have the feeling that he smoked something that had a content different from tobbaco...

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Feb 12, 2002 5:22 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock
He's gone senile!!!!!!!!!!

Does that mean I passed my Old Geezers exam? Hot diggity.

Originally posted by Vicsun
I have the feeling that he smoked something that had a content different from tobbaco...

You danged youngsters don't even know what marijuana is called! The Damn CIA in Cambodia they did the damage, thousands of years of selective breeding and suddenly the tribes involved in some international idealogical poo chuck. Where was I? - Curdis !

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 3:41 am

Originally posted by Curdis
You danged youngsters don't even know what marijuana is called! The Damn CIA in Cambodia they did the damage, thousands of years of selective breeding and suddenly the tribes involved in some international idealogical poo chuck. Where was I? - Curdis !

You know, you should really seek some profecional help. Maybe Waverly?

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 7:02 pm

@Vicsun,

That's professional help? Thanks for being the nearest thing to a regular in the bar. Business is very bad

. Maybe I need to put on some entertainment. - Curdis !

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 7:06 pm

Originally posted by Curdis
That's professional help?

Well, the amount he'd charge, you could call him a professional I suppose... but probably very little help

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 7:43 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Well, the amount he'd charge, you could call him a professional I suppose... but probably very little help

Of all the forum bars in hell you have to walk into this one! What ya drinking? Some swanky posh pommie drink? *checks under bar* Yeah we've got warm beer and trecle (with real malt grain chunks) mix! *Starts blender*

I may *need* professaional help but I don't *want* to get it. - Curdis !

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 7:54 pm

Originally posted by Curdis
Of all the forum bars in hell you have to walk into this one! What ya drinking? Some swanky posh pommie drink? *checks under bar* Yeah we've got warm beer and trecle (with real malt grain chunks) mix! *Starts blender*

I may *need* professaional help but I don't *want* to get it.

Well, it was the closest

Warm beer?!?

In fact... Beer?!?

No thankyou, I prefer something that doesn't taste like gutter water... How about a vodka and coke?

I don't blame you. If my only option was Waverly, I wouldn't want professional help either

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 8:35 pm

Here's your Vodka and Coke, with crushed ice. It appears that the malt chunks have broken the blender so looks like that's off the menu for now.

Gonna have to cancel the Waylon Jennings show damn it it's so hard to get live music these days. Waverly's welcome to come and give me advice, I'll even give him a drink on the house.

As to your dis-ing gutter water, is it not said that the water from home tastes best? - Curdis !

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 8:43 pm

Jeez, the service in this place is lousy...

I might have to return my patronage to the Tavern of Neutrality...

Ummm, thanks for the drink though

My advice is: listen to Waverly, and then do the opposite of whatever he tells you

Hey, I'm not the drunkard who sleeps in the gutter - you must be thinking of Bloodstalker

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 9:13 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
Jeez, the service in this place is lousy... I might have to return my patronage to the Tavern of Neutrality... Ummm, thanks for the drink though

I'm going as fast as my zimmer frame will let me. You mistake dignity with delay.

My advice is: listen to Waverly, and then do the opposite of whatever he tells you

I'm listening.

Hey, I'm not the drunkard who sleeps in the gutter - you must be thinking of Bloodstalker

The slight was purely accidental I assure you

- Curdis !

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 9:18 pm

Oh, sorry, I forgot this was the old fogeys' pub...

It might take some time, he has to think of it first...

A likely story

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 9:32 pm

That's temporaly challenged Kiddie! Want a freshen up? (It shouldn't take too long).
Kindly enjoy the complimentary peanuts while you wait.

How could you possibly think that *I* would *knowingly* say anything not-nice? As one gets older it just seems that people around get offended for NO APPARENT REASON, alot, but am I gonna let their whining shut me up? In my day Where was I? - Curdis !

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 9:42 pm

At last the recognition I deserve. I have moved up in the world. a real gutter!!!!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 9:43 pm

Originally posted by Curdis
How could you possibly think that *I* would *knowingly* say anything not-nice? As one gets older it just seems that people around get offended for NO APPARENT REASON, alot, but am I gonna let their whining shut me up? In my day Where was I?

Maybe it's just the dementure setting in

@BS and a nice dirty gutter too

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 9:46 pm

I like dirty.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 9:54 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I like dirty.

I guessed by the smell...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 10:01 pm

hey, I bathed just last week dammit.

or was it the week before?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 10:04 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
hey, I bathed just last week dammit.

or was it the week before?

I rest my case...