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Anyone here done it?
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Yes, I have my own business. What do you need to know?
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I have. Pimpin' is such easy work, and great workout! :D
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Originally posted by Aegis
I have. Pimpin' is such easy work, and great workout! :D
And unless you live in Nevada, it's tax-free!
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Originally posted by Aegis
I have. Pimpin' is such easy work, and great workout! :D
Aegis: I thought you were whor_ing for Weasel. You've started up your own biz?


VooDoo: Not much, just how to do it.
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Originally posted by Witch King


Aegis: I thought you were whor_ing for Weasel. You've started up your own biz?


VooDoo: Not much, just how to do it.
Yeah, I broke away from Weasel cause he kept mentioning something about waxing his red zone... :eek:
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Originally posted by Witch King
Not much, just how to do it.
It depends on what field you are entering, i know a little about it but that is from a UK perspective, i am not sure how it works for the US or any other country.
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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I will run your business for you, for a hefty salary and on the condition I get to order you around and refer to you as ‘Potsie’. I beg you to consider my offer, I’ll begin drafting up a contract.
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Originally posted by Waverly
I will run your business for you, for a hefty salary and on the condition I get to order you around and refer to you as ‘Potsie’. I beg you to consider my offer, I’ll begin drafting up a contract.
That wasn't quite what I had in mind. Though I'm sure you'd excel in anything you tried, I'd rather you stick to what you know best, such as dipping your privates into lukewarm water & colored sugar then wrapping it up in clear cellophane and offering your "Sucker" to Gasie & The Gang.

But I'm not willing to pay you for that , so stop asking.
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OK, no Potsie, but you have to dress in a schoolgirl uniform, shave your legs, and where really heavy makeup. This is my final offer.
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Originally posted by Waverly
OK, no Potsie, but you have to dress in a schoolgirl uniform, shave your legs, and where really heavy makeup. This is my final offer.
You want to see Foul dressed like that?!? :eek: Waverly, sometimes I worry about you... :p
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What? As long as he shaves it will be fine. That’s the way we always handled it in the Turkish prison th… um what were we talking about?

Don’t worry Georgi, if you shave your legs you can come work for Foul too.
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Originally posted by Waverly
What? As long as he shaves it will be fine. That’s the way we always handled it in the Turkish prison th… um what were we talking about?

Don’t worry Georgi, if you shave your legs you can come work for Foul too.
ROFL :D

I'd start growing hair on my legs just to avoid it... :p
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by Waverly
What? As long as he shaves it will be fine. That’s the way we always handled it in the Turkish prison th… um what were we talking about?

Hey, it's billy hayes. Just one question: Was it worth it?
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Originally posted by Waverly
What? As long as he shaves it will be fine. That’s the way we always handled it in the Turkish prison th… um what were we talking about?

Don’t worry Georgi, if you shave your legs you can come work for Foul too.
No, I have more stringent requirements than that Mr. Waverly, don't sell me short.

You have to be shaven and well oiled.
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Does anyone know where Witch King is? Has he started his own business selling mess and serving ticks?

I think I should be told.
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Goats, puffin & muffin

I think he's gone selling puffin and muffin...wait a sec...he must be selling goats since it's nearing Idul Adha (a holiday where goats were donated to poor by the rich peeps) :)
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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