LORD OF THE SPAMS : FELLOWSHIP OF SPAMS (story, nospam)

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 5:06 pm

Everyone is welcome to continue this story, please keep the SPAM or COMMie things at minimal.
The term used :
Lime green colour for Timeline definition sentences
Red colour for emotions, & some descriptions
Blue colour for Chapter

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LORD OF THE SPAMS : FELLOWSHIP OF SPAMS

Chapter 1 - The Beginning

An early morning just dawn on SPAMALOT, King Aegis - Ruler of SPAMALOT sit in his throne room gratifying himself as he used to be while an old memories flashes upon his thoughts.

3 years ago...............
It's always been the same days as Aegis the farmer used to done each morning for most of his life. But today something big about to change his fate permanently, as he chased one awkward looking weasel into the depth of the forest.

Aegis : Where is that purple coloured weasel ? Whatta........????

Georgi : Welcome Chosen One ! I'm Georgi the Ever Georgeous Magician.

Aegis : What Chosen One ? Hey ! You sure got a sassy look *DROOL*

Georgi : *SMACK !* My crystal ball never told me The Chosen One also got a perverted mind.

Aegis : @#$%^& !

OK OK You made your point

Georgi : You are destined to rules this land, Chosen One. But first you've gotta prove your worthiness. About 2 clicks from here you will found a lake, there you must catch 1 metric long carp which supposed to be the Enchanted ExCarpSlapper.

Aegis & Georgi finally get to the lake, as soon as Aegis reach the lake he stripped down so quick revealling his red thong.

Georgi : Awww, a Baywatch unifrom thong ! Cute !

Aegis : My Dear Magician, I used to be called Aegis Buchannon *WINK*
Georgi : *Kick Aegis butt from behind* Just get the carp !

Aegis : @#$%^&* !

Allright, Allright ! *Aegis runs into the water, Baywatch style and the dives into the lake*

Vinin · Post by **Vinin** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 5:21 pm

Chapter 2

10 min later....

Aegis swims to the exact middle of the 10 square mile lake, being such a distinguised swimmer, this takes no time at all. He rushes back to Georgi with the The Enchanted ExCapr Slapper Aegis sees that Georgi had stripped down to her bathing suit also for Aegis was taking far too long.

Aegis:*DROOLS*

Georgi: Avert your gaze Perverted One. Now we must make it to nearby kingdom of COMMunion and face down their mysterious leader in a duel to the end. COME!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 6:54 pm

Side notes for story line :

I planned to have "Lord Aegis" to recruit 10 knights which shall be called "Knights of SPAMS" - before doing his glorious Battle at Damned Island but haven't got any ideas. It's up to you to enhanced this story line. Also perhaps someone could add up some line where our Lord of SPAMS get his ExCarpSlapper turned into TunaSlapper +5, and how he acquire alliance with LURKOR - Race of Shadows

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jan 31, 2002 4:04 pm

The newly crowned Aegis Buchanon swam defiantely for the Carp, he used all his might and all his power to reach the sacred isle that housed the urstwhile fish.....little did Aegis Buchannon realise, he was in for trouble, because on this beach was another person out for the carp, not a lot was known of this fearsome foe, naught but his number; Evil Commnic number 3.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Feb 01, 2002 10:10 pm

"Halt!" Cried the evil Communic number 3. "You shalt go no further!" It cried in a rather hissy, whiny tone. "The powers of the spam, and might Excarpslapper shallt not go any further!" It stood proudly, in it's hand a large sturgeon.

"I shant be stayed by you!" Lord Aegis called back, closing the twenty foot distence so that they could talk in lower voices. "Come Georgi! Let us pass this mongrel, and procede to form the Octangular table of Spam!" The two begin to walk past. But, before they do, the evil Communic number 3 stepped in, and gave Lord Aegis a dutch rub. when finally letting go, he cackled rather girlishly and stepped back.

"Ack! For that, I shall smote you!" Lord Aegis called back, and attcked with Excarpslapper, bashing the evil Communic number 3 across the helmet, and sending him to the ground, his mask rolling away. Lord Aegis stepped back, and gave a long dramatic gasp. "It is my arch nemi... Nemis... Nemisss... Rival! It it he womr, Vehemence!"

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Feb 02, 2002 7:57 pm

Mean while at land far south, a young man stood in open field and gaze upon the stars.

Brink : A bloody red moon up in the north ! What in fence name is the meaning of this sign ? If this is a call to my detiny, perhaps I should leave this land and journey up north.

Brink could not get into slumber that night, early in the morning he packed up including his beloved father left to him SPAMsaber and journey in to the northern lands as the destiny might fold upon him.