A new Windows error Display - A virus ?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:01 am

There's a new BSOD (Blue Screen of Death) aka Windows error screen. Is it a virus or............

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:03 am

LOL,
i wouldn;t say a virus, maybe a bug?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 2:48 pm

At least it's more truthful than the oethers

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 3:34 pm

hey, i could actually understand that one.

Kennett · Post by **Kennett** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 6:26 pm

What do you have to do, to get that Display??

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 8:19 pm

THE WAY TO GET THAT ERROR !

Originally posted by Kennett
What do you have to do, to get that Display??

IIRC Iwas using my OutLook Express to email Steve Jobs - When I sent the email - the BSOD popped up

Kennett · Post by **Kennett** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 8:21 pm

Re: THE WAY TO GET THAT ERROR !

Originally posted by KidD01

IIRC Iwas using my OutLook Express to email Steve Jobs - When I sent the email - the BSOD popped up

Hmmmmm, interesting.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 8:35 pm

Re: THE WAY TO GET THAT ERROR !

Originally posted by KidD01
IIRC Iwas using my OutLook Express to email Steve Jobs - When I sent the email - the BSOD popped up

ROFL

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 11:53 pm

Heh - nice, althouhg dropping my computer from the Effil Tower won't get it to run either

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 11:56 pm

Originally posted by Xandax
Heh - nice, althouhg dropping my computer from the Effil Tower won't get it to run either

How do you know, have you tried it?!?

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:12 am

Originally posted by Georgi

How do you know, have you tried it?!?

Let's not get into that

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:33 am

Originally posted by Xandax
Let's not get into that

LOL

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 6:02 am

Infamous blue screen of Death! How I loathe it... although, this one seemed rather truthful, and helpful, unlike those other ones...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 9:44 am

emailing steve jobs from outlook express, that's a good one.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 4:34 pm

ROFL...

I never get a BSOD now with WinXP.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 4:36 pm

no kidding gaxx,

now that they have the happy smily foof-failure screen

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Feb 03, 2002 2:14 pm

Some more error ???

Here's some more new error which discovered personally by Bill Gates himself :

1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
5. Windows message: 'Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)'
6. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
7. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
8. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
9. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
10. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted.

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Sun Feb 03, 2002 3:13 pm

LMAO *Pure spam, feels nice, and warm, and fuzzy, and fluffy. Hmmm*

This remarkable insight into my brain has been brought to you by G inc.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 3:47 am

Unexplained Error. Please tell the programmer how is this possible.
Keyboard Locked. Try anything you can think of.
Illegal Error. You are not allowed to get this error, next time you will be punished.
Timing Error. Please wait, and wait, and wait, and wait...
Process running. If not ready in 10 minutes, wait longer.
This will end your Windows session, do you wish to play another game?
Timeout Error. Operator fell asleep waiting for the system to boot.
Multitasking Attempted. System confused.
System Price Error. Inadequate money spent on hardware.
Broken Window. Watch out for glass fragments.
Horrible Bug Encountered. No idea what has happened.
Running low on diskspace. Free at least 2GB.
Windows loaded. System in danger.
No errors detected. Yet.
File Linking Error. Your mistake is now in every file.
Error! No keyboard detected. Press F1 to continue.
Error! No mouse detected. Click here to continue.
Error! Virus requires a different operating system.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic?
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue.
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bad command. Bad, bad, command! Sit! Bark! Stay!

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 6:39 am

LOL