I HAVE RETURNED! Danger/Spoilers!

Grimm Reaper · Post by **Grimm Reaper** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 10:40 am

As you may have noticed, it has been a while since I blessed members of this forum with my sage (dark, twisted) wisdom and helpful(snide, sardonic) comments. For those who wondered(both of you) I had been trapped by an unspeakable curse, in which I was condemned to carry out my next quest while carrying Neeber in my party.
Needless to say, such an albatross made success impossible to achieve. Then I realized, all curses have a flaw, for such are inherent by their very nature, and so it was. The curse required me to carry Neeber and to SUCCEED at my next quest. Obviously the two conditions are simply not compatable, and with a flash, I was free!
Perhaps some of you wonder what sick twisto would do such a thing(other than myself). Rather than name names, I shall briefly discuss my offense and trust the perpetrator to reveal himself.
It was during a discussion of alleged alignment altering effects on Viconia, when I spoke out. I noted the deep affection that I and so many others had for Viconia as she is, which is a harmless opinion. Then I made my mistake!

"If I wanted Miss Sweet-Innocent-Pure(or some such note) I wouldn't have sent Aerie off to fight those monsters by herself. Without armor. Or Weapons. Or any other gear."

Apparently this offended someone, so I have now taken precautions of a mystical nature against further curses! Also, I have decided to go into DETAIL as to just how Aerie died!
It was in the lair of the mindflayers, and I gave her to the Ultralithid. Of course, she didn't quickly. First she was dire charmed, and kept as a pet, servant, and general toy to play with. Only when it wore off did the ultralithid gently wrap his tentacles around her head and suck away the brain, with little Aerie making such sweet whimpering sounds. Then she died. Then the unexpected! The ultralithid went into spasms and also died, of acute stomach disorder brought on from feeding on too much hot air. Boy, was this great!

Fondly awaiting responses, especially from ONE IN PARTICULAR, in my new spell proof defenses.

Grimm Reaper

"They say I am made, they make a good case."

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 1:03 pm

Bravo, Vicy rules!

Xyx · Post by **Xyx** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 2:13 pm

Heh, keep it coming!

Where is the ONE IN PARTICULAR anway? Always there, except when you need him, no?

Grimm Reaper · Post by **Grimm Reaper** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 6:31 pm

I have faith that the ONE will arrive, in his time.

They say I am mad, they make a good case.

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 2:50 am

I now curse you with the Jaheira alignment change curse!! for daring to have sweet, needy and whiney aerie get brain sucked, I curse jahiera in your party to turn neutral good!!! Now every time you are travelling in amn, whenever jahiera speaks up you will recieve a sudden blast of panic becsue she is no longer saying whiney, negative things, she will instead be chipper and bright the better your reputation goes up!!! This will freak you out and cause you to think, has my rep dropped somehow?

anyway, welcome back grim!!!

new things... in soa forum someone published something very very funny...someone actually had edwin use rod of terror, and managed to drain charisma to 0 and died instantly....edwin, that is. suicide by ugliness??

hmmm...could be the flayer died of malnutrition, aerie does not have good stats for int, and its int that the flayers find so tasty...

thinking of getting haer dalis and giving him rod of terror and trying to offensive spin him to death....giggle, snort!!!

Grimm Reaper · Post by **Grimm Reaper** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 7:37 am

An amusing idea with Edwin and the rod of terror, great for killing undesired NPCs! As for this problem between you and Haer Dalis, it may be time for the two of you to talk it out. Or feed him to an ultralithid. Whatever works for you.

AHHHH! The curse failed! Not only were my spell defenses successful, they didn't even need to be tested! After all, your curse assumes that I would be carrying Jaheira(or any druid) in my party, when it is obvious I am a charter member of the Viconia fan club! Korgan, Edwin and Sarevok send their greetings also.

Now, I curse you to play a game where Haer Dalis sweeps Aerie off her feet, consumates the relationship, and they have a little half tiefling named Quayle, at which point, to provide a family for the kid, Aerie shifts to a jaded and bitter chaotic neutral, like most of our supermodels. Also, a cigarette will appear in her portrait.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

"They say I am mad, they make a good case."

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 9:53 am

Coo, currently playing lawful neutral, and in real life I ama smoker too..

so you always play the party of evil?

ever faced paladins?

if I ever play a party of evil, I would clua console in

UNHOLY REAVER and pretend I am a anti paladin..

welcome back...