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What to do when your pet birds try to kill each other?

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Re: Re: Re: Re: The bird is a dominatrix!!!
Originally posted by Aegis
And that's supposed to help? :D
i hope so!

anyway, a kinky bird huh? sounds kinda like spiders where the female eats the male after 'a passionate' time. btw, when is this site getting x rated? there are more threads like this that i dont think should be available to little teens and young children :D .
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Re: Re: The bird is a dominatrix!!!
Originally posted by KidD01
Yeash Right ! With Leather, and all those dominatrix thingy. Where your bird got those huh ? Don't tell me from your local petshop :D :rolleyes: :eek: :p
Sure, all animals have the right too enjoy their sex life any way they want to. The newest rage is thight leather pants for the gay parrots. :D

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I don't think biting the crap out of each other's necks and heads is 'mating'...


you have evidently not dated any of the women I have. :eek: :D

If all else fails, pour a little Wild Turkey in their water. :cool:
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Originally posted by Bloodstalker


you have evidently not dated any of the women I have. :eek: :D

If all else fails, pour a little Wild Turkey in their water. :cool:
I think bourban would work better... :D
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The bird is a dominatrix!!!
Originally posted by fugitive
there are more threads like this that i dont think should be available to little teens and young children :D .
I'm a 15 year old, and I started this thread. Aegis is 17 I think, and me and him were the ones betting on the birds...

And you think that the adults are the problem? You ain't seen nothing yet... wait'll you see the look on Sailor Saturn's face when she finds out I painted her glaive green... actually it wasn't me who painted it, I threatened to put Gwally's hand in warm water while he slept if he didn't. Mwahahaha. :D
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You so evil Sandy... :D
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Concerning the birds I could offer to borrow you 1-6 siberian forest cats for a short time. I guess two birds could keep them calm for at least two minutes.

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Originally posted by Aegis
You so evil Sandy... :D
Not as evil as those birds... :eek:
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