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Titles from the prespammers Guide

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Titles from the prespammers Guide

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just a little gem that I dug up after Witch King reminded me it existed :D This was taken from the Prespammers Guide to the Forum thread
OK ladies and gents, you asked for and you ‘r gonna get it!
This is the new system, applicable only to the SYM forum


It is based on two factors. One is the number of your postings. The second is the content of them. A third – less defining but still usefull – is the general behavior of yours. So , there will be three definitions for each member. #1 and #3 are standard for everybody (depending on # of posts and behaviour) while #2 is unique. #2 could consist of more than one words, limited to three due to lack of space.

So, here it is:

1. According to the # of posts

- Amoeba 0-100 posts
- Sea cucumber 100
- Jr. Member 300
- Member 500
- Spammer extraordinaire 1000
- Elder God 1500
- Philosopher 2500
- Desperate Loner 3500
- Sheep Farmer 5000

2.Behavior indication
-Very kind and friendly, gives answers and helps newbies: Weasel
-Kind and friendly, helps people: Cookie giver
-Friendly, flames only occasionally: Romantic
-Flames but with a good cause, not very friendly: Butt Pirate
-Involved in major flame wars, insults people: Moron
-Flames everyone with no reason, really bad: Higher Moron


3. Personal status:
This is more complicated. Everyone has a personal profile everybody else can see, based on the way he/she/it behaves around the board. So, we can use that image to give him the appropriate name.
For example:

- Fouldimersomething: Goatlover
- Gruntboy: Marine Lover, Princess
- Waverly: Flirtbag, Wanker
- Minerva: Wise Owl
- Alexia: Hulk or Mistress
- Ubik: Pervert


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Post by Weasel »

Oh great!!

Sheep Farmer Butt Pirate Backstabber :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Post by Yshania »

LMAO!! :D So that makes me Philosopher Romantic ...erm... :D
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Post by Mr Sleep »

Sheeplover Romantic...erm :o
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Post by Aegis »

Sheep Farmer Romantic Fish Master...

That is disturbingly accurate... :D
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

Elder God Butt Pirate God
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Post by GandalfgalTTV »

Originally posted by Aegis
Sheep Farmer Cookie Stealer Fish Target...

That is disturbingly accurate... :D
Yes it is isn't it. :p

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Post by Sailor Saturn »

Hmm...Philosopher Romantic ex-Moron Goddess of Death and Rebirth. ;) :D
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I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.

Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*

Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬

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Post by Yshania »

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

Sheeplover Romantic...erm :o
*ahem* erm...wasn't the term sheep farmer? :eek: :eek: :D :p
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Post by Aegis »

Originally posted by GandalfgalTTV


Yes it is isn't it. :p

SMACK
Learn to qoute! Besides, why would steal cookies? I started the whole cookie revolution in SYM (refer to "C is for cookie..." for more details) Oh yeah....

SMACK
SMACK
SMACK

SMACK
SMACK

SMACK

SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK

SMACK

THUD

*Gandalfgal falls to the floor, battered and bruised, now knowing why he shouldn't take on the Master Fish fighter, and lord of Spam*

:D
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Post by Curdis »

I object

That makes me -> Junior Member, Weasel, ???.

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P.S. I remember seeing that very thing when a certain rodent first joined our little communinty here in Madison County (That was of course before we had to change the name to Sanctuary Cove, The Abyss).
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Post by Gwalchmai »

Elder God Butt Pirate Totemic Waverly
:eek: :eek:

edited per Aegis' comments below....
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Post by Aegis »

I think some people are getting confused about the last part of their title. Your no supposed to pick a SYMer's name, you put down what the SYMer's basically think of and call you.
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Post by KidD01 »

I prefer the title "Lonewolf" ;)
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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Post by Aegis »

Originally posted by KidD01
I prefer the title "Lonewolf" ;)
As does 800 000 online gamers... :D
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Post by Vicsun »

Originally posted by Aegis
As does 800 000 online gamers... :D
Hmm... I thought that it looked familiar...
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak

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Post by Aegis »

Originally posted by Vicsun

Hmm... I thought that it looked familiar...
I once wne t in to play a game, and saw 6 (SIX!) Lonewolfs... :rolleyes:
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Post by KidD01 »

Originally posted by Aegis
I once wne t in to play a game, and saw 6 (SIX!) Lonewolfs... :rolleyes:
OMG ! I've been caught with my pants down :o :D
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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Post by Aegis »

Originally posted by KidD01


OMG ! I've been caught with my pants down :o :D
:eek: Please put them back up, and wait for Wankerly to show up before you do that again.... He's the only one who would appreciate that! :D
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Post by KidD01 »

@FishSlapper : I am Waverly ! :eek: :rolleyes: :o :D
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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