Spending a penny?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:05 am

When the UK switches to the Euro, we won't be able to use this common expression anymore (denotes "going to the bathroom").

Instead, we'll be Euronating.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:12 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
When the UK switches to the Euro, we won't be able to use this common expression anymore (denotes "going to the bathroom").

Instead, we'll be Euronating.

I have gone into Double entendre overload!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:15 am

LMAO!!

I still don't understand why they consider public toilets are worth paying for anyway

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:21 am

Guess it beats being thrown in prison for public exposure

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:23 am

And you would know about that?

A little more difficult, and less discreet for a woman though...

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:23 am

Originally posted by Yshania:
I still don't understand why they consider public toilets are worth paying for anyway

If you move to Manhattan, you can just use the same side of the street as everyone else.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:27 am

@HLD, or the subway cars, am I right?

LOL!

Ysh - I know lots of girls who will squat when they're in a bind. Notice I said girls, not ladies.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:30 am

@Gruntboy - LMAO!

well don't expect any confessions from me!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:36 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Ysh - I know lots of girls who will squat when they're in a bind. Notice I said girls, not ladies.

I heard a very bizaare story about a girl - outrageously drunk - squatting by a drain in the street, at which point a driver was passing he was so gobsmacked by what he was seeing crashed his car into a nearby lamp-post

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 10:04 am

Out here in the western US we have public toilets called "outhouses". You don't have to pay to use them, but the occasional handful of lime tossed down the hole is appreciated.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jan 12, 2002 11:22 am

I heard a very bizaare story about a girl - outrageously drunk - squatting by a drain in the street, at which point a driver was passing he was so gobsmacked by what he was seeing crashed his car into a nearby lamp-post

Yeah, it's a true story, I was the driver.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sat Jan 12, 2002 3:49 pm

Friends don't let friends drive drunk... but what if you're not a friend?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sat Jan 12, 2002 7:12 pm

This reminds me of an episode of friends. They were at the beach and Monica got stung by a jellyfish. What happened next was...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Jan 12, 2002 9:30 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
This reminds me of an episode of friends. They were at the beach and Monica got stung by a jellyfish. What happened next was...

Stagefright...