As for the slaves, I had purchased Darkpoet in the Harem Tent but I returned him after I discovered a phallus shaped object in his pocket with your signature on it
"Thanks for that night of passion Darkpoet. I present you this toy as a token of our love."
Signed...Gwalchmai
@CElegans: Hi! I myself hope that you won't regret welcoming me! May our friendship (and lust for each other) blossom like wildfire
@Aegis: You have been selected as the first candidate for the Dark Room...