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Post by Craig »

Originally Writen by R.A Salvatore:
<STRONG>Clacker Banged his huge claws together and hoisted a gray dwarf high into the air.</STRONG>
A passage from Exile, as you see you don't need a catapult to launch a dwarf!

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Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>I take it this is the teenage part of us showing, isn't it, Dude? ;) </STRONG>
uhh yes Fights and Teenagers never go wrong do they??
expecially when we are fighting little people so we can't lose (no offense to all the little people :D )
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Post by fable »

Originally posted by NeKr0mAnCeR:
<STRONG>i still remember that thread. had it in my favourites, not sure if i deleted it.</STRONG>
The full thread is located under BG2/SOA. Just do a search on Dwarven throwers. Can't say if your entries are there, however. The whole thing is one massive push into gibbering nonsense. :)
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and SYM isn't? :D
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Aegis has a point... :eek: :D

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Post by Shadow Sandrock »

Originally posted by TheDude:
<STRONG>uhh yes Fights and Teenagers never go wrong do they??
expecially when we are fighting little people so we can't lose (no offense to all the little people :D )</STRONG>
*reprhrases*

Fights and teenagers never stop. :p
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Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>*reprhrases*

Fights and teenagers never stop. :p </STRONG>
Ok Lets FIGHT!!!

(so this really is about throwing dwarfs???)
then i think a tresbouchet is the best way to throw them.
U can get them far with those!!! :D :D :D
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I think the message of the thread was lost somewhere... :rolleyes: :D
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Well even if it was lost, I think dwarves were the best to throw, i mean after all they weighed the most, and wile going down could pull out their axe and slash along the way. Also im pretty sure the original topic was about giants throwing dwarves/halflings/goblins, not having trebuchets chucking stuff. Jus my $.02
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do you really think a Dwarf would allow itself to be tied up if it still had it's weapons?
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>do you really think a Dwarf would allow itself to be tied up if it still had it's weapons?</STRONG>
But Aegis you forget that most Dwarves were WILLING recruits into the Thrower ranks. They felt they served a purpose!
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Kamikaze!!!!

i think it is best to give a dwarf (or halfling or gnome) some weapons just for the extra impact :D
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Post by KidD01 »

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>do you really think a Dwarf would allow itself to be tied up if it still had it's weapons?</STRONG>
You gotta ask Bordin for that :p :rolleyes: :D
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where is Bordin anyway?
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Didn't he plan to comeback?
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Post by GandalfgalTTV »

Originally posted by TheDude:
<STRONG>Kamikaze!!!!

i think it is best to give a dwarf (or halfling or gnome) some weapons just for the extra impact :D </STRONG>
Just don't tell them it's a kamizake throw, for else those weapons will probably have a severe impact on your face. :D
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I recon yuo should try teleporting giants on top of kobolds!
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>I recon yuo should try teleporting giants on top of kobolds!</STRONG>

Yeah that would be a great spell
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Post by GandalfgalTTV »

Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>I recon yuo should try teleporting giants on top of kobolds!</STRONG>
Well that should provide a challenge, your aim had to be pretty good though. It isn't like kobolds provide you with a big target. :D

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