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May all the savages of the world steal your underwear and leave only one sock for every pair in your sock drawer!
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may all your alcoholic beverages taste like cr@p or beer (there's no difference as far as i'm concerned) :D :p :rolleyes: :eek:

GO SPIRITS :) :)

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@Harry - may the weather be fine for the third test. :cool:
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May you fillings turn into fire ants

May all your condoms be lined with sandpaper
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May your birth control be relaced wit caffiene pills.
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May you never have a sharp raizerblade.
Guinness is good for you.
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May the toilet paper you use have been dipped in red hot peppers.
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May the peppers you eat have had toilet paper dipped in them :D
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@ Ysh

That's disgusting....lol

how are ya? :D

NOT @Ysh

May the people from Publishers Clearinghouse show up at your doorstep in the middle of a *personal* moment with your sheep.
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May your daughter become engaged to William Shatner.
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May William Shatner not even fancy your daughter :D
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May William shatner become engaged to your son... :D
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May your wife be Shatner!!
May tommy lee be your brother-in-law!
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>May William shatner become engaged to your son... :D </STRONG>
Gods, I dribbled Dr. Pepper out of my nose after suddenly coming upon that one. LOL! :D

May your next employer be a love-starved Southern Baptist with bad breath and a pitbull he calls Sweetums.
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May you run into a pack of hells angels while carrying a 10 gallon tin of axle grease.

@Fable - Dr Peppers! - EHWHWHWHWHWHW Can't figure out whether it was worse going in or coming out.
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