I see dead people ...

Raistlin · Post by **Raistlin** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 6:28 pm

Well .. This is my first session so take it easy on me ok ?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 6:44 pm

You see dead people...ehem...yes there has been something of a slaughter here today. Are the dead people you see Brink, KramoR and mr Sleep?
Or maybe Weasel and Waverly?

In the first case: you are a healthy person with normal visual perception

In the latter case: you are either psychic and see the future outcome of their duel, or it's wish-thinking

Raistlin · Post by **Raistlin** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 7:18 pm

Well , actually that was only a topic title but so far so good doc

. You got the whole thing cleared up. Seriously , now C Elegans can we do an online session ? Maybe Vehemence would like to participate aswell with his sick and twisted comments

This could be an interesting experience . You have my word that i will be completely honest with you . Infact i expect the same from you .. (well atleast i can hope for it right?)

In addition i seem to know lıttle about this sessions so you have to guide me ..

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 7:31 pm

Disclaimer: As a licensed psychologist I am not allowed to give councelling without informing clients that Web councelling cannot in any way replace a real life coucelling, and should only be taken as preliminary guidelines. So, I'm not doing this as a professional, but as a private person faking a session as a joke. I will mimic the style of a real session, but I might give you horrible advice as a joke only

(OK, that said, doc CE puts on her psychologist face, smiles, and secretly wishes she could remove the clients brain, slice it and colour stain it for autoradiographic examination.)

Now Raistlin, start out with telling me why you would like a session.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 7:38 pm

And don't mind us. We're just observing this for the trial, later.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 7:53 pm

Hello, Fable

I ought to do like some Swedish Web psychologists and also solicitors do: One free e-mail question, after that the client has to pay for more councelling or therapy. Put money at a bank account, e-mail reply within 48 hours.

(In Norway, Web therapy is very serious and organised, from what I hear it's working very well

)

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 8:10 pm

im with fable witnesses are always good

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 8:22 pm

Then I'm better out of here quickly, unless I want to stand trial for practicing quack (is this the English word too for people like me and Waverly?)

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 8:26 pm

yes it is

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 8:38 pm

Originally posted by Raistlin:
<STRONG>Maybe Vehemence would like to participate aswell with his sick and twisted comments </STRONG>

I have a fan!

Hmm... not too much of a fan... you know... a stalker *checks over shoulder and only see's the normal stalkers like Weasel*

Let me just say that I honestly agree to uphold my end of the bargain by providing sick and twisted comments where needed

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 8:42 pm

and since all the spammers are occupied i will spam

Raistlin · Post by **Raistlin** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 8:47 pm

Isn`t that obvious doc .. I mean look at me .. Expecting councelling from the mightiest spammers i have ever seen .And one of them is interested in my brain !

Although this is a fairly good reason to seek for psychiatric therapy

, its not the real reason. The real ones are boredom , complete lack of hope for future , which is i think the common disease of my generation . I am 23 years old (1-5-1978) and i can get no satisfaction . The funny thing is i have a graduation ceremony at the university on 7PM and its 645AM here and i am still sitting in front of DAISY (its my computer).I should be in bed right now but my gf is covering the bed with her .... anyway i will continue later .. Thanks Doc

edit > Fable ,i will see you at the court

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C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 8:59 pm

Raistlin, boredom and dark views of future in indeed very common in your generation. It is very much a question of finding new, creative ways of life and this is a long term goal.

To solve your boredom problem right now, my advice is:

Dress up in GF:s underwear, find something colourful and sleezy. Then go to bedroom and awake GF shouting "Honey, why don't you break the bed with me?"

That should live things up a bit. I'm sure Vehemence will add more advice.

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 9:02 pm

stop listening to this quack what you need is a turnip

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 9:03 pm

@C Elegans-Why am I dead??

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 9:04 pm

why arent you dead?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 9:13 pm

Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>@C Elegans-Why am I dead?? </STRONG>

I was only referring to the brawl you had for Loner earlier and exaggregated the consequences somewhat.

@Cheese: Go culture some more mold, will ya

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 9:14 pm

@C Elegans-I didn't die

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 9:17 pm

silence foolish mortal i am not embodiement of cheese i am but a arch mage who uses the power of cheese

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 9:20 pm

@cheesemage-Hey, nobody talks to a lady like that (with the exception of maybe Waverly

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