A Day in the life....

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 12:50 pm

7am: Spam
7:10 Spam
7:20 Spam
7:30 Spam
7:40 Nature calls
7:50 Spam
8:00 Spam
8:10 Spam
8:20 Spam
8:30 Get into shower
8:40 Jump out of shower and spam
8:50 Jump back in shower
9:00 Get out of shower
9:10 Do hair
9:11 Spam
9:25 Spam
9:40 Get food from abandon car
10am-1:00pm: Lurk
1:01pm: Spam
1:02pm-3:00: Lurk
3:01 Start work
3:02 Finish work
3:03-6:01 Spam
6:02 Do some more work.
8:02 Finish work
8:03 Spam
10:00-12:00 Sleep
12:01 Nature call
12:02-2:01 Spam
2:02-3:02 Sleep
3:03-6:59 Spam

How's your day go??

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 1:02 pm

ROFLMAO

So, your nature calls only twice a day, you eat only once, and you don't even have a time to dress (but has a time for your hair)...

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 1:09 pm

Erm, mine was like this before I retired

7am-1:00pm: School

1:01-2:00pm: Mundane tasks(Bathe/Food/Homework)
2:01pm-3:00: Lurk
3:01-6:01: Spam
6:02-7.00: Dinner
7:00-11:00: Spam
11:00-4:00: Sleep
4:01-4:03: Nature call
4:03-6:01: Spam
6:01-6:59: Prepare for school/Spam

[ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 1:12 pm

7am - 8:15am Sleep
8:16 attempt to wake up
8:16 - 30 having failed am woken up by parents
8:31 - 50 Sit on couch in kitchen and watch TV maybe have a glass of milk
8:50 nature calls (usually because Kilroy is about to start and for some reason he always makes we want totake a ****)
9:05 After cleaning teeth etc. i properly dress
9:10 stare fixedly at the clock
9:13 leave house for work
9:28 Arrive at work
9:30 Put on kettle
9:31 lurk
9:31 - 11:58 - work
11:59 - 2:00 Spam (although occasional work during this time)
2:00 - 2:05 More work
2:06 end up spamming again
2:10 Do some more work.
2:10 - 4:30 intermitently work and spam
4:30 Reckless drive home with chemical brothers/Common on the stereo
4:40 home have small snack
4:50 Watch tv
5:00 Spam
6:00 more spam
6:35 Food
6:50 Spam
7:30 Check Tv
7:40 see nothing is on so continue to spam
7:41 - 10:00 intermitently spam/listen to music/watch TV
10:00 go to bed read book
12:00 - 1:00 Attempt sleep
3:00 awake and still nothing......

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 1:33 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
ROFLMAO

So, your nature calls only twice a day, you eat only once, and you don't even have a time to dress (but has a time for your hair)...

Since the speedo went missing, I have decided to go nude.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 1:41 pm

it took me a while to write out the last one, i am not going to add details like clothing etc.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 1:43 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
it took me a while to write out the last one, i am not going to add details like clothing etc.

At 9:05 After cleaning teeth etc. i properly dress

At least you did post this.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 1:44 pm

@Weasel-I dress properly as well (it's inside the mundane tasks and preparation for school

)

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 2:14 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep 8:50 nature calls (usually because Kilroy is about to start and for some reason he always makes we want to take a ****)

Somehow I can understand what you mean...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 2:30 pm

i hope they don't reschedule Kilroy other wise i could end up being constapated all day

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Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 3:09 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
i hope they don't reschedule Kilroy other wise i could end up being constapated all day

[ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

I hope BBC won't change to the late night slot (like this time of the night). I'll get nightmeres...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 3:18 pm

And you wouldn't be able to spam on GB, you'd be to busy taking a dump

Seriously though some of the content almost deserves to be on later at night

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:43 pm

@Mr Sleep: To be honest, I never watch them. I have seen a bit (and I mean a bit, like 2 minutes), and that is quite enough. I hate chat show in general, really...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Jul 04, 2001 6:16 am

Whoops!

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Jul 04, 2001 6:19 am

Nice topic.

ROFL Mr Sleep. Kilroy makes anyone want to have a bowel movement.

A (boring) day in the life of Gruntboy
6am - wake up & lie in bed.
7am - get cranky due to tiredness.
7.15- shower & suit up.
8am - have toast, leave house
9am - arrive at work
9.15- coffee, followed by spam
10am- do some work

. If its a meeting, slag off doctors/be slagged off by doctors.
11am- lurk.
12pm- lunch. Talk about disgusting things that have happened in the hospital.
1pm - coffee.
1.15- lurk.
2pm - more work. Get asked to do the jobs of 3 people. Lucky they don't know I'm doing 2 peoples jobs inbetween the spam.
4pm - things are slow. Spam.
5pm - go home.
6pm - cook & eat dinner.
7pm - watch a DVD or play on the PC.
11pm- bedtime.

PS Toilet breaks not included. It is a fallacy (perpetuated by gross American laxative advertisements) that one should be "regular". I can never tell when I'm going to cr*p from one minute to the next

[ 07-04-2001: Message edited by: Gruntboy ]

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Wed Jul 04, 2001 8:57 pm

ok i will do a day at home because i have no idea what i do here(in order).

5:30am wife wakes me up and asks "why are you on the couch?"
6:00am wife leaves for work, i get up and get in the bed. go back to sleep.
7:00am son comes in and jumps on bed.
7;01-7:10 "daddy get up, Daddy get up!"
7:11am son gives up and goes to turn on TV.
7:12am i run into the living room to turn TV from the Playboy channel!
7:12-9:00am sit in the recliner with son and watch blue's clues and bob the builder.

9:00-9:30am get dressed and get son dressed.
9:30am leave house to take son to school, go visit my dad at his work, look at my poor wrecked truck.
10:30am back at home
10:31am spam
11:00am fix something to eat while spamming.
11:40am eat while spamming
12:00-2:00pm spam
2:00-4:00pm nap
4:00-5:00pm spam
5:00-7:00pm go pick up son, go visit with family.
7:00pm back at home with son and wife.
7:01pm check E-mail, then let the wife have the computer.
7:02-10:00pm watch tv til the wife and child are asleep.
10:00pm put child in the bed.
10:01pm wake the wife up and tell her we are going to bed.
10:01-10:30pm lay in bed til wife is asleep
10:31-2:00am spam or play games
2:00am go to sleep on couch.

that's about it!

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jul 05, 2001 3:01 am

Now I understand the Asia Carrera fantasy better

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 05, 2001 5:33 pm

Minerva writes:
I hope BBC won't change to the late night slot (like this time of the night). I'll get nightmeres...

Is that a show, or do you mean the network? It's 24 hours a day. They cut back some services to the US via shortwave recently, but you can still get all the various World Service, BBC 3, etc, on the Internet.

4 am-4 am Spam, with unconscious intervals

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Jul 05, 2001 5:36 pm

@fable: I meant the show, of course.

BBC often makes good documentaries and current affair programs, and I rely on it's news programs, both TV and radio.