Hmmmm.....given some of the personalities on this board I'm not sure if I should be posting this topic.......
Mine involves Ralph Fiennes, a crate of chilled champagne, oysters, and a
Jag pointed in the direction of Venice.
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Edited for content.Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>Hmmmm.....given some of the personalities on this board I'm not sure if I should be posting this topic.....</STRONG>
I would like to **************************
****************** and ****** while *******
on a ******* at the same time.
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
ROFL, Weasel
Mine needs no editing
Sailing with my husband to South Georgia (a group of islands close to Antarctica) and climb the black sea cliffs there Then maybe head for the southern tip of Chile (in Swedish this part is called the land of fire), and climb some of the rugged peaks while husband sails the boat home. (Would be too boring to cross the Atlantic twice)
Mine needs no editing
Sailing with my husband to South Georgia (a group of islands close to Antarctica) and climb the black sea cliffs there
Then maybe head for the southern tip of Chile (in Swedish this part is called the land of fire), and climb some of the rugged peaks while husband sails the boat home. (Would be too boring to cross the Atlantic twice)"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
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Heh-hee!
6 bottles of champagne, 3 movie starlets and 1 Gruntboy.
Either that or dive-bombing Moscow.
6 bottles of champagne, 3 movie starlets and 1 Gruntboy.
Either that or dive-bombing Moscow.
"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."
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Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
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My Ultimate Fantasy
6.00 Alarm
6.15 Blow job
6.30 Massive satisfying crap while reading the sports section
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all
cooked by naked buxom wench
7.30 Limo arrives
7.45 Several Whiskeys en-route to airport
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9.45 Play front nine (2 under)
11.45 Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom
Perignon
12.15 Blow job
12.30 Play back nine (4 under)
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)
2.30 Fly to Monte Carlo
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all
female crew (all nude)
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
6.45 ****, Shower and Shave
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and
porn legalised
Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big
juicy fillet steak followed by ice-cream served on a pair of ****
Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of
wall size TV
as you watch international Match of the Day; England
beating Germany 11-0
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a
cleansing ale
11.30 A night cap blowjob
11.45 In bed alone
11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and
forces the dog to leave the room
6.00 Alarm
6.15 Blow job
6.30 Massive satisfying crap while reading the sports section
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all
cooked by naked buxom wench
7.30 Limo arrives
7.45 Several Whiskeys en-route to airport
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9.45 Play front nine (2 under)
11.45 Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom
Perignon
12.15 Blow job
12.30 Play back nine (4 under)
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)
2.30 Fly to Monte Carlo
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all
female crew (all nude)
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
6.45 ****, Shower and Shave
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and
porn legalised
Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big
juicy fillet steak followed by ice-cream served on a pair of ****
Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of
wall size TV
as you watch international Match of the Day; England
beating Germany 11-0
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a
cleansing ale
11.30 A night cap blowjob
11.45 In bed alone
11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and
forces the dog to leave the room
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Could you imagine me any other way? *hint, try picturing me naked*Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Jeez Vehemence, you're all class....
HA! Now theres no escape, no matter how hard you try, I'm still gonna be in your head... and nekkid to boot! Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
@Vehemence-Hey,Georgi's my angel (erm, I'm not sure why I'm posting this )
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Why, I um, don't know whatever your talking aboutOriginally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>@Veh, haven't you ever heard of over use?
*innocent smile*Mental Note: Mr.Sleep knows too much... time to inact plan B!
*Moments later, a van pulls up outside Sleep's place. Six highly paid and really buff goons exit the van and go into the house... Moments pass before they exit from the house carrying what looks like an oversized potato sack with a couple of feet dangling out at the end*
Hired Goons... gotta love em!
Brink: Hiya! Your angel eh? Fair enough you can have her... that is to say if she ever recovers from the serious mental breakdown of picturing me nekkid!
MUAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA *evil laugh*
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
@Vehemence-Is this the return of the Vehemence who tried to set up spy cams in the ladies' room??
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@loner-I think this thread isn't limited to romantic fantasies only
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Sleep makes exit from the bag using cunning knife slash combo, and is immeadiately surrounded by six thugs. Using the power of the Axe of the unsigned he attacks the six men feinting left he slashes through the first mans throat, then the man on the left attacks only to find he no longer has a head. ( ) the other two look at their fallen comrades and then back at the gleaming eyes of Sleep......
"lets run for it" they say.
"But Evil arch nemisis Veh said we have to use the probulator on him"
"But......"
At this moment of weakness Sleep vaults the corpses and adds another to the list......
"Leg it!" the two remaining thugs run away......"
Sleep happy with his days work steals the van and arrives back just in time to expose Vehmence and his plan to rule the world.
[ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]
) the other two look at their fallen comrades and then back at the gleaming eyes of Sleep...... "lets run for it" they say.
"But Evil arch nemisis Veh said we have to use the probulator on him"
"But......"
At this moment of weakness Sleep vaults the corpses and adds another to the list......
"Leg it!" the two remaining thugs run away......"
Sleep happy with his days work steals the van and arrives back just in time to expose Vehmence and his plan to rule the world.
[ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
pulls thine dagger from his heartOriginally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>It's not like there is much to see.....
wanting to stay but must depart
falling to the floor with broken tears
spinning through the time of endless years
of torment and ridicule.
jusk kidding, I'm more of a man than to have my ego shattered by anything less than a mocking laugh!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.