So this is how they got Veh
Lie Detector
Lie Detector
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. They placed the message "HE'S LYING" in the copier, and pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed to the police.
So this is how they got Veh
So this is how they got Veh
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
What???? You mean this isn't a lie detector.Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. They placed the message "HE'S LYING" in the copier, and pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed to the police.
I have the wool pulled over my eyes. "Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
Twas a scam I tells ya! I was tricked by foolery! They were working for the devil himself!!! BLASPHEMERS!!!!Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. They placed the message "HE'S LYING" in the copier, and pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed to the police.
So this is how they got Veh
*runs around in a circle before finally passing out due to lack of oxygen*
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
*hides a chicken behind his back* Um... noOriginally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>ROFLMAO
So what did they get you on Veh, bestiality perhaps?
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Twas that nun I tells ya! I flashed three of them... two had a stroke, but the other one was too slowOriginally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>It was probably the overlarge cod-peice
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
LOLOriginally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>A flasher (Veh) jumps into taxi with 2 nuns one of them exits quickly while the other one has a stroke.
I can see somehow that I might become Gamebanshee's resident Flasher with the oversized cod piece
*shudder* Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Isn't that more of a mug shot?
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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"When investigating officers called at Denny Usui's house in Honolulu, the jittery 28 year old initially claimed he couldn't help them locate his grandmother. When pressed, he conceded that "she might be here" and then "Yeah, ok, she's in the shower". Next he confessed that "I think she's dead" before making his final statement, which according to the police, went as follows "I don't want to say anything else until I speak to my attorney because this is a felony and I never committed a murder before."
"When investigating officers called at Denny Usui's house in Honolulu, the jittery 28 year old initially claimed he couldn't help them locate his grandmother. When pressed, he conceded that "she might be here" and then "Yeah, ok, she's in the shower". Next he confessed that "I think she's dead" before making his final statement, which according to the police, went as follows "I don't want to say anything else until I speak to my attorney because this is a felony and I never committed a murder before."
Parachute for sale, like new! Never opened!
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25 female students were publically flogged outside a Khartoum coarthouse ...for enjoying a picnic by the riverside. The Sudanese courts ruled the picnic "immoral and riotous" becuase some of the girls were wearing trousers. They were each given 40 lashes.
25 female students were publically flogged outside a Khartoum coarthouse ...for enjoying a picnic by the riverside. The Sudanese courts ruled the picnic "immoral and riotous" becuase some of the girls were wearing trousers. They were each given 40 lashes.
Parachute for sale, like new! Never opened!
Guinness, black goes with everything.
Guinness, black goes with everything.