To be King

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:43 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Saddle underneath
Hard on the crop, weak in knees
Is how Lainy rides

Meatballs? I'm not touching that line, but someone Freudian tendencies are showing.

Fantasizing again Waverly?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:45 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans:
Alas, how neurosyphilis can produce abhorrent hallucinations in a brain formerly so clever and sharp as Waverly's

Nah, he's always been that way. It's from chasing sheep without his kilt on. They had to pull him away from the knotty pines.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:46 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
Might I suggest firing your royal advisor Wankerly? That kind of thing usually appeases the masses...

After all the good advise he has gave??

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:46 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
 Wait a minute you ladies are a little violent tonight. I think, maybe midol should be passed around.

Dp runs for the hills.

Now now Dp, I'm sure if you ask nicely Waverly will share his

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:49 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
After all the good advise he has gave??

Sure, all the most successful (and longlived) monarchs survived by sacrificing their loyal advisors to the angry mob

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:51 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
Sure, all the most successful (and longlived) monarchs survived by sacrificing their loyal advisors to the angry mob

SSSSHHHH!!

Disregard this comment.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:51 pm

Things are looking ugly. I recommend torturing some peasants and maybe burning DP at the stake. Nothing placates the masses like the sight of burning flesh. Maybe make a festival out of it...

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:51 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
Dp runs for the hills.

DP is abandoning Weasel! Ladies, our cause is almost won!

@Minerva: Lots of chili to Weasel

Green curry to Waverly to cover up the bitter taste

posted by DP:
Nah, he's always been that way. It's from chasing sheep without his kilt on. They had to pull him away from the knotty pines.

LOL

Waverly chasing sheep without a kilt? Poor sheep, have you considered making a report to Animal's rights?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:54 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Things are looking ugly. I recommend torturing some peasants and maybe burning DP at the stake. Nothing placates the masses like the sight of burning flesh. Maybe make a festival out of it...

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

If you want a weiner roast, I suggest you sacrafice yourself, Weinerly.

Hey Weasel, you really want a weiner as an advisor? Especially when you really want to be Elvis.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:55 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Things are looking ugly. I recommend torturing some peasants and maybe burning DP at the stake. Nothing placates the masses like the sight of burning flesh. Maybe make a festival out of it...

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

You have suggested to make DP a heir to the throne, and now call him a peasant? You can be a spin doctor...

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:55 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Nothing placates the masses like the sight of burning flesh.

Especially yours

Ah, we would all sleep better at night

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:56 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Things are looking ugly. I recommend torturing some peasants and maybe burning DP at the stake. Nothing placates the masses like the sight of burning flesh. Maybe make a festival out of it...

Great Idea!! I will leave the details up to you.

Try to leave some peasants alive....if you can. If not we will just replace them.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:58 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
You have suggested to make DP a heir to the throne, and now call him a peasant? You can be a spin doctor...

I'm not royalty, sargents can't be royalty. We just kill things.

*walks over to Weinerly's car, with a little c4 and detcord*

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 6:00 pm

My courtesans are getting unruly. Must be all that pesky clothing

I think I'll cover my own butt, and declare that Weasel is a heretic! He worships a bronze phallus held aloft by a golden Gruntboy. His erect Grunt-diety demands fellatio from his worshipers. Revolt! Revolt!

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 6:02 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 6:02 pm

MY kingdom for a horse!!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 6:02 pm

Well CE, Minerva..they're turning on each other now

A step in the right direction

Err Weasel..What are you doing to that horse??

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: T'lainya ]

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 6:03 pm

*BOOOOOOOM*

Oh you wanted that horse????

Night all, I think it's great to be back.

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 6:06 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
My courtesans are getting unruly. Must be all that pesky clothing

I think I'll cover my own butt, and declare that Weasel is a heretic! He worships a bronze phallus held aloft by a golden Gruntboy. His erect Grunt-diety demands fellatio from his worshipers. Revolt! Revolt!

Et tu brute?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 6:06 pm

ROFLMAO