Tropical Island - - One Item

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 8:43 am

Joke:

3 guys and a girl get marooned on a desert island. They all discuss the most immediate problem - what will they do about sex? They agree to share girl, 1 week each as her husband. The girl is quite pleased, she has 3 men pleasuring her, marooned on a tropical paradise <apart from poison monkeys>.

The girl suddenly dies <poison monkey>. Oh no! What will they do now?

A week passes. Things are fine.
Another week passes. Things are OK.
Another week passes. The men get tense.
Another week passes. Things are bad.
Another week passes. They bury the girl.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 9:26 am

LOL GruntBoy!

I think I'd take a boomerang. Handy for bringing down birds (I'm allergic to many fish).

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 10:37 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Weasel can have the picture... I'll take Minerva ...and sunscreen.

Thank you for the offer, but I'm quite happy with myself.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 10:39 am

I'd bring a paddle so me and weasle can row to land(up the sea without a paddle)

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 10:42 am

Originally posted by craig:
I'd bring a paddle so me and weasle can play 'the principal and the naughty student'

Weasel?! Shame on you

@Minerva

But I thought I could bring anything

[ 07-02-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 10:49 am

A surf board, I've never time to learn this and Sweden is not the right place

(Real answer: a Swiss army knife)

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 10:50 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
@Minerva But I thought I could bring anything

You've got sunscreen, haven't you?

I am regretting for my post somewhere else, claiming "I won't wield sharp objects towards other people"...

If I haven't, I don't mind you take me to the desert island. It can be fun chasing you around with my knife.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 10:55 am

@Minerva I can run pretty fast, especially if so motivated.

I'd risk it

[ 07-02-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 11:01 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Weasel?! Shame on you

LMFAOGDPSYAKM

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 11:30 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
@Minerva I can run pretty fast, especially if so motivated. I'd risk it

Damn!

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 11:33 am

A box of bandaids.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 11:34 am

Welcome back DP, we've missed you.