Make your own miscellaneous blessings

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:56 pm

... Too late for that one...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 9:00 pm

Never eat a raisin from a stranger.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 9:18 pm

Man who fishes in Neighbours well, often catches crabs...

whoops... This are blessings...

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 10:25 pm

Hey! Keep with the theme! You wanna spam, go to my Emporium, ya lugs!

May you die happy, wealthy, revered and old, and wearing a really fantastic suit.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 10:38 pm

May you never be attacked by flaming pickles and drowning porcupines!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 12:55 am

May your Isle of Langerhans remain forever pristine, and may your duodenum be a subject of envy for the ages!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 1:51 pm

May your thread never be spammed!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 4:53 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
May your thread never be spammed!

Aegis, these are supposed to be blessings.

May your heels never break.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 6:52 pm

May the telemarketers who trouble you die early, and repeatedly.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:04 pm

Originally posted by fable:
May the telemarketers who trouble you die early, and repeatedly.

LOL

I have only been called by telemarketers 1-2 times in my entire life (it's not very common here), and both times I agreed to reply to their questions because I thought "Poor people - what a sh!tty job".

May your mast cells grow healthy and your children have hair at the right places!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:31 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Aegis, these are supposed to be blessings.

May your heels never break.

How is that not a blessing?

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 8:17 pm

May every knock at your door be from a desirable and available neighbour who just needs a hand...

(and not from a Seventh or what-ever who seem to have an outreach training center in my neighbourhood. At least one a month I kid you not).

May GameBanshee solve all your real life problems too! - Curdis

Azeroth · Post by **Azeroth** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 8:20 pm

May you always have one personality.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 8:51 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
How is that not a blessing?

And you call yourself a spammer?

May you never stray from the path of Spam!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 9:10 pm

May your dentifrice be forever effulgent.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 9:49 pm

May your unmentionabl areas always be free of crustations!

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 9:03 am

May the razor of fate do nothing more than give you a stylish trim.

[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: fable ]

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 12:47 pm

Or a nifty hair doo.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 9:48 pm

May roasted pigeons fly into your mouth when you are hungry, and may your golfballs be forever curry-flavored for those quick snacks between meals.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Nov 24, 2001 11:07 am

May the bowels of mercy always reside in your nasal cavities.