Make your own miscellaneous blessings

CM · Post by CM » Mon Nov 19, 2001 11:19 pm

May you never get caught sleeping in class.

But may you not get noticed when you are making fun of the teacher!

Pray you don't press reply all when you have to send a very private message.

Happened to me twice!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 4:58 am

Originally posted by Fas:
Hey it was my first time!!
But it was good!

Triple post?
With my network problems i will set a new record for like posting 5 times!

Uh, Fas. I alreayd hold the record. I have like a Deca-post or something like that. See counting with Aegis.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 8:25 am

May you go before your God in clean conscience and with perfect hair.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 8:52 am

Happy belated 4k fable.

May your wisdom grow as the hair on your toes.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 8:57 am

Originally posted by Kayless:
Happy belated 4k fable.

May your wisdom grow as the hair on your toes.

Thank you! May your falafal always regard you with the esteem proper to your august estate, and with the love a grain dish properly owes to its parent.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 9:16 am

May the Tidybowl Man never emerge from his toiletry spelunking to extract revenge against you for unwarranted bowel movements.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 12:34 pm

May you never wash floors in a non-ventilated room with multiple cleaners, and be attacked by the brand name mascots.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:04 pm

May you never be woken from a dream involving you, Pam Anderson, Kobe Tai, and Jenna Jameson, only to roll over and find a Rosanne Barr look alike.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:13 pm

May the IRS never knock on your door wearing only a space helmet and a french tickler.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:15 pm

@ Aegis,

As long as the congrats are going out.

May we congratulate you on 4000 posts

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:18 pm

May your diet never consist of gopher and gopher.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:45 pm

May you never get stuck sitting between two 300lb men(or women) who haven't taken a bath in 20 years.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:53 pm

May your path be ever smooth, and may you never receive a visit from a large man named Vito at two in the morning.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:06 pm

May you not join a cult promising happy life only to find your the next victim on the sacrificial list.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:11 pm

May you never have to jump out of a plane with only you finger nails attached with stroneg rope(that give me shiver)

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:13 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
May you not join a cult promising happy life only to find your the next victim on the sacrificial list.

May you never be disappointed by the method of sacrifice should you join a cult promising happy life only to find you're the next victim on the sacrficial list.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:25 pm

@ all spammers: May you never be forced to post while wearing mittens.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:27 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
@ all spammers: May you never be forced to post while wearing mittens.

Sounds like fun!

@fellow spammers: May you never have to lurk! *shudders at the thought*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:48 pm

May you never fear meeting Gruntboy and Waverly in person!

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:53 pm

Imposible!

May you never have fire ant eggs implanted into your brain