The Shrine of Communicating

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 7:42 pm

Weasel .... Weasel .... I will follow Weasel. Weasel is the light. Weasel shows the way ... We must all accept the Weasel as the The One True Communicator.

Please sign on the dotted line to show your support of Master Weasel.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 7:50 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
Please sign on the dotted line to show your support of Master Weasel.

*decides to read the fine print before deciding whether or not to sign* Uh...what's this about all virgins having to dedicate their bodies to Weasel?

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 7:58 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
*decides to read the fine print before deciding whether or not to sign* Uh...what's this about all virgins having to dedicate their bodies to Weasel?

You did not read far enough; the stipulation is in fact that they must submit either to Weasel or his faithful servant. *Ahem!*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 7:58 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
*decides to read the fine print before deciding whether or not to sign* Uh...what's this about all virgins having to dedicate their bodies to Weasel?

That has to be a typo

Just sign it and I will work on a new version to be released at a later date. { Weasel Smilie}

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 8:03 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
You did not read far enough; the stipulation is in fact that they must submit either to Weasel or his faithful servant. *Ahem!*

Uh...huh...I'm not sure I really want to read the rest of this document.

*notices that she seems to be the only girl in here*

*starts backing away slowly*

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 8:05 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
That has to be a typo

Just sign it and I will work on a new version to be released at a later date. { Weasel Smilie}

Sure it is. I have complete faith in your honesty.

I think I'll wait for the new version.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 8:06 pm

Master Weasel, far be it from me to criticize, but you let the goods get away!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 8:10 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
Master Weasel, far be it from me to criticize, but you let the goods get away!

{Secret code}: I have a backup plan.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 8:13 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
{Secret code}: I have a backup plan.

*diabolically rubbing hands together, with evil grin and Mr. Burns voice* Excellent!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 8:17 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Sure it is. I have complete faith in your honesty. I think I'll wait for the new version.

I have good news and bad news..

Good news first:

Joining today will allow you the full benefits. In the secret handbook all these benefits will be explained. This is a limited time offer.

Bad news now:

Seems the printing press is having problems.The new version is being delayed because of this.

Still you have my word as a Weasel that once the new version is printed...all signers of the first will be held only to the new version. {Weasel Smilie}

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 8:17 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
*diabolically rubbing hands together, with evil grin and Mr. Burns voice* Excellent!

*wonders why she is merely wondering if she should be scared*

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 8:24 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
I have good news and bad news..

<snip>

Still you have my word as a Weasel that once the new version is printed...all signers of the first will be held only to the new version. {Weasel Smilie}

This is why Weasel is Master.
*Takes off his hat, and bows his head in reverence*

[ 10-16-2001: Message edited by: der Moench ]

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 8:25 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
I have good news and bad news..

Good news first:

Joining today will allow you the full benefits. In the secret handbook all these benefits will be explained. This is a limited time offer.

Mmmhmmm...sounds like a good deal. I'll consider considering it.

Originally posted by Weasel:
Bad news now:

Seems the printing press is having problems.The new version is being delayed because of this.

Probably all that grease, not enough resistence in the workings of the printing press to keep it under control.

Originally posted by Weasel:
Still you have my word as a Weasel that once the new version is printed...all signers of the first will be held only to the new version. {Weasel Smilie}

Very...enticing. What else does this commitment have to offer?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 8:39 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
This is why Weasel is Master.
*Takes off his hat, and bows his head in reverence*

The people working for me do more than I.

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Very...enticing. What else does this commitment have to offer?

Due to government attemps ... you have to join first before any offers or services can be released.{Weasel Smilie}

(New motto: You can always trust a Weasel)

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 9:53 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
Due to government attemps ... you have to join first before any offers or services can be released.{Weasel Smilie}

(New motto: You can always trust a Weasel)

Though tempting your offer is, let me free from the bondage of spam Mistress 9 won't.

Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*

Silur · Post by **Silur** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 5:51 am

Originally posted by fable:
Is Vonnegut dead? I know his sales were off, but this seems a little drastic a reaction.

Um, I think I got him mixed up with von Daenicken, but i don't think he's dead either. Even so, it might be the communication method of choice

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 6:15 am

*eep*

I didn't make my 100 posts in 24 hours... I only got 98

But that's besides the point.

Weasel.. are you.... okay? Did a rabid weasel bite you or something?

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 6:32 am

Originally posted by Weasel:
Come join me in communicating.

People do away with this spam....get saved by The Communicator his self....Weasel

(All donation are tax deductable)

Does your wife know about this communicating stuff?especially the DONATIONS

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 6:34 am

Originally posted by fable:
Has anybody else noticed that Waverly has a vacant, glassy stare? No, I mean more than the usual vacant, glassy stare. It's as if he were being...controlled.

Apparently there was a good reason why this Philadelphia man's eyes
appeared glassy on the night he was arrested for drunk driving, and it
wasn't from booze. Michael McMillian was arrested when his car struck a
bicyclist on Broad Street. The arresting officer claimed his breath
smelled like alcohol, his speech was slurred and his eyes were glassy.

During a recent court hearing, public defender Kevin Birley reportedly
reached right into McMillian's eye socket and plucked his glass eye
right out of his head to demonstrate why his eyes appeared glassy. In
spite of such an in"sight"ful defense, Municipal Judge Morton Krase
found McMillian guilty of driving under the influence of alcohol, simple
assault and reckless endangerment. He was sentenced to 90 days in
prison.

So this is what happened

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 6:34 am

And the virgins