reallife D&D classes

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 3:53 pm

everyone try to post at least one. take mine as example

CCG player

wis: -4 (spending hundred is cardboard isn't wise)
str: -2 (you dont need str to play)
cha: +4 (you need to bluff often)
dex: +2 (hand eye coordination)

casts spells as wizard
special ability: Focus -> once a week can find hidden spell combo no one ever tought of

fireman
50% fire resistance
panics if he sees 4 or more fire elementals

post some of your ideas

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 4:04 pm

Moderator

Requirements:
Minimum Wisdom:15
Minimum Intelligence:14

Special:
+4 bonus to Charisma

[ 10-17-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 4:27 pm

SS, is that -14, or - 14?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 4:30 pm

@SS: I think it's opposite... I don't think moderators gain Charisma.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Tue Oct 16, 2001 4:32 pm

I think those are negatives... a reference to fable?

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 3:35 pm

PLEASE don't start another argument.

BG2 player

str: -2 (come on folks, pressing the mouse button isn't that hard, but get out of the computer chair is

)
dex: +3 (for moving the mouse to exactly the right spot on the little tiny button)
con: -5 (usually faints if parent/wife/husband/friend yells and threatens them to go to bed/school/work, also the chair is a b**ch to get out of)
int: +2 (dialogue has to be good for something)
wis: -5 (staying up until 5 am? Plus most people ignore the message in the load screens about that while your character doesn't have to eat, YOU do)
cha: -2 (sitting at the computer for hours doesn't help ones hygine, plus that real players will start to use the NPCs lines out in public)

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 3:44 pm

SS please clarify your comments

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 3:57 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
SS, is that -14, or - 14?

The hyphen was in place of a colon because I had already used the colon after "Requirements."

@Sandy, They're not negatives. It was not a reference to fable.

@Minerva, The "+4 bonus to Charisma" has to do with the fact that being a moderator brings forth more respect, usually. Even if they have high charisma, it is still possible to have a low rep which would cancel out the high charisma. That is merely my reasoning. What do you think?

@Sleep, Sorry; I didn't realize they needed clarifying and I just hadn't made it back to this topic since I posted, so I didn't see any of the remarks posted refering to that post until now. I hope this clears things up.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 3:59 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
@Sleep, Sorry; I didn't realize they needed clarifying and I just hadn't made it back to this topic since I posted, so I didn't see any of the remarks posted refering to that post until now. I hope this clears things up.

I will go back and change anyway jsut for the sake of argument

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 4:26 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
I will go back and change anyway jsut for the sake of argument

May I ask why you took out the "-1 penalty to Sanity"?

*notes that a reduction in sanity is a good thing...*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 6:12 pm

LURKER

25% bonus to hide in shadows
Wis +4 bonus {hey, they know EVERYTHING about you

)
Int -2 penalty (Hey, they follow ME)

Ability to cast improved invisibility once a day

Infravision

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 6:20 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
25% bonus to hide in shadows

Ability to cast improved invisibility once a day

So, that's what that odd shimmering was in the ladies room this morning.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 2:56 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
So, that's what that odd shimmering was in the ladies room this morning.

ROFL

Star Wars Junkie
str: +1 (carring around star wars stuff makes them strong)
dex: -1 (watching movies over and over can really curb one's reflexes)
con: 0
int: +4 (memorizing lines expandes the brain)
wis: -5 (tries to use the Force against bullies)
cha: -2 (the Vader mask and the lightaber won't make people trust you, and they will probably move away if you ask which one their favourite is)

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Gaxx_Firkraag ]

josh · Post by **josh** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 6:45 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker: Int -2 penalty (Hey, they follow ME)

I'm sure you're not the first lurker.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 12:53 pm

Originally posted by josh:
I'm sure you're not the first lurker.

No, but he is their self-appointed leader...

Of course, since they are lurkers, they don't tend to complain much

Word · Post by **Word** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 2:36 pm

MALE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT
str:+2(got to pick up the ladies somehow)
dex:0(gym doesn't do crap)
con:+4(eating cafeteria lunches really builds up your body against poison)
int:-1(their in high school)
wis:-4("uuhh, my dog ate it" you think they could come up with some new ones)