performance evaluation..........cool stuff

[Bloodstalker]

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual
employee performance valuations in a large US Corporation:

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."


"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."


"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."


"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."


"I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

"He would argue with a signpost."

"He has a knack for making strangers immediately."

"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be
watered twice a week."

"It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."

[Xandax]

*LOL*

How do these people even hold a job?

And better yet - what about the people hireing them ..... how's the dumbest

[Bloodstalker]

Just wanted to point out, my evaluation was not one of the above mentioned...hehe

[fable]

Great stuff, @Bloodstalker. About this quote, though: "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

That one's out of a Canadian humorist/essayist at the turn-of-the-century, Stephen Leaco!k. Very funny guy. He also wrote two of my fave quotes:

"A half truth, like a half brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better."

"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to money out of it."

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[Nightmare]

@BS, ROLF!

[dragon wench]

I notice that most of these quotes refer to "he" or "him." I'm assuming, of course, that women simply perform better at their jobs and thus do not inspire such comments.

[Bloodstalker]

[Minerva]

Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>I notice that most of these quotes refer to "he" or "him." I'm assuming, of course, that women simply perform better at their jobs and thus do not inspire such comments. </STRONG>

Or, maybe, men are just scared of women to say anything...

[Mr Sleep]

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>Or, maybe, men are just scared of women to say anything... </STRONG>

*runs away in fear*

[Aegis]

That won't help Sleep... Don't you remember... They can smell fear...

[Nightmare]

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>That won't help Sleep... Don't you remember... They can smell fear... </STRONG>

Yes, but anyone can smell the soiled underwear that fear produces...

[scully1]

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."</STRONG>

Sounds like me

<STRONG>"It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."

</STRONG>

ROFL!! Aww...now that is just low

[C Elegans]

@BS: ROFL Great quotes!

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

Maybe he was a neurosurgeon?

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

This one is my favorite

[dragon wench]

"It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."

Now that qualifies as an "ouch"

[Sailor Saturn]

"He would argue with a signpost."

Can I help it that the signpost was wrong?

Mistress 9: Actually, the signpost turned out to be right.

Oh...yeah...thank you sooo much for reminding me. ¬_¬