Smiley story

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 8:34 am

Spurred on by Minerva's fantastic memory, a prize to the first person to guess what this story is (answer after the weekend):

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 9:00 am

Armadin says: guess who i am....

......mmmmmmmm.......

he's Bassie

he's Banned Bassie

maybe not....

....he's not Bassie

he's the Pope

Armadin of Clan Geddin · Fri Jun 29, 2001 9:07 am

Originally posted by Edwin:

he's the Pope

Hey!

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 9:16 am

No offense...i was joking.....but it was funny!!!!! (if i'm really hungry with someone i don't care about joking with him....

)
Moreover i'm happy you're back!!!

Armadin of Clan Geddin · Fri Jun 29, 2001 9:19 am

Originally posted by Edwin:
if i'm really hungry with someone i don't care about joking with him....

I be hopin' ye get some o'er food, coz I nay like it when folks be hungry with me.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 9:22 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Spurred on by Minerva's fantastic memory, a prize to the first person to guess what this story is (answer after the weekend):

LOL GB

I do remember things I should not remember...

Armadin of Clan Geddin · Fri Jun 29, 2001 9:23 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
LOL GB I do remember things I should not remember...

Would that be:

?

I nay 'ave a clue now, though.

[ 06-29-2001: Message edited by: Armadin of Clan Geddin ]

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 9:26 am

...mmmm....try this: "when i'm *@#'^!$& with someone..."

Anyway "Pope steak" with tomatos and fried chips...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 11:27 am

Gruntie goes out on another date.

She is late showing up.

She tells him no touching.

Gruntie sneaks a peek.

He makes his move.

It turns out to be a man.

[ 06-29-2001: Message edited by: Weasel ]

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 12:04 pm

OMG! ROTFLMMFAOTIC!

weasel you forgot one

Grunty goes home disapointed!

[ 06-29-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 3:04 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Spurred on by Minerva's fantastic memory, a prize to the first person to guess what this story is (answer after the weekend):

Grunt considers leaving GB.
Grunt deliberates.
And thinks a bit more.
He makes his decision and leaves with a suitably 'you'll all miss me you suckers' message
Grunt decides to go down the pub with his 'real' friends to celebrate
....But the pub was knocked down years ago....
Grunt reluctantly comes back to GB, has a drink in a cyber pub and continues to wow us all with his continuing wit.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun Jul 01, 2001 2:46 am

LOL vixen

Hmmm, not many are taking up this challenge...

Me? I'm useless for these things...

Especially when the question came from Gruntboy...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Jul 01, 2001 4:52 am

"Well OK, next round is on Grunt"

Grunt's mates abandon him afterwards

The girls in the pub avert their eyes from Grunt

Except for one!

And she's a looker!

But she has a penis

Grunt take s 3 hour shower

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun Jul 01, 2001 6:03 am

LOL

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Jul 01, 2001 12:32 pm

Vixen agrees to a date with Gruntie.

Gruntie declines

Vixen kicks Gruntie

<---Gruntie

Vixen feels better

Gruntie decides to ask Vixen out again

Vixen leaves the country

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Sun Jul 01, 2001 7:08 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
 Vixen agrees to a date with Gruntie.

Gruntie declines

Vixen kicks Gruntie

<---Gruntie

Vixen feels better

Gruntie decides to ask Vixen out again

Vixen leaves the country

Vixen wishes she were back in England cos the weather is better. +/- Grunt.

(I never thought I would find anywhere with worse weather but Wellington is doing well)

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sun Jul 01, 2001 7:38 pm

Leedogg heads to work.

He's late (as usual).

A guy runs a stop sign, and Leedogg smacks him.

He thinks he might have killed the guy.

The guy's alive!

DAMN! What a gash on his head!

He was so close to being done with his truck. Now Leedogg has no ride.

A true story.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sun Jul 01, 2001 9:34 pm

Gruntie needs some company...

He hits at Minerva, but she kicks his @ss

He hits at Georgi, but she kicks his @ss

Gruntie withdraws to his post orders magazines

He orders an inflatable doll

But when it arrives, it's Waverly look-a-like!

After this traumatic experience, Gruntie needs life long Viagra treatment

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 1:28 am

ROFLMGADO I start to wonder why this story all related to Count LeGrunt ?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 4:37 am

Close but you're all way off.

Funny ones guys. Well done. Here's the answer:

You're at a dinner party and need to pinch a loaf.

Hrrrngh!

Hrrrrrrrrrrngh!

Badoosh!

Aaaaah!

Uh-oh, its messy, reeks and won't flush.

Everyone knows.