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Bitter Wedding

Below is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.

This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.

After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "Screw you," he turned to the bride and said "Screw you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.

While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge?

Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests at the wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and, best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world; we just live in it.
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Post by Mr Sleep »

:) that is a fantastic story, his name wasn't vehmence was it :)
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I agree, one hell of payback....
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Post by fable »

Impressive, but it sounds (to me) like there may be more to the story--because the guy wasn't just getting revenge on his wife. He was getting revenge on her entire family. We don't know the details, so maybe this was multiple payback. I mean, suppose his wife's family had looked down on him for social reasons, or simply made it difficult for him in some respect?

Whatever the cause, this was a magnificent example of personal revenge. Can anyone think of comparable examples?
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my friend who is getting married tomorrow told me about this guy a while back. I hope he has something similar planned! :cool: :eek: it is his favorite story! :D
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Post by C Elegans »

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests at the wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and, best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world; we just live in it.</STRONG>
This guy has a need for revenge the size of a cathedral :rolleyes: ;)
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Post by leedogg »

i didn't know about the price of the wedding. but i feel he went through with it, because of the ultimate in revenge against the girlfriend. i think the family were involved primarily to turn them against her! ;)
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A friend of mine from Calabria in Italy once told me that the Sicilians have the following expression:
"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
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