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I was sitting here wondering what would happen if the flirting that went on this board was taken to its logical extreme...

If we all, couple-by-couple (or group-by-group), mated. What would the offspring be like? Before you dismiss the concept out of hand, contemplate for a moment...

An experiment:

Take one sperm from Gruntboy and an egg from Chrissy...you'd have a prudish toddler whose first word would be "arse-fodder" which he'd say as he began to hump the leg of the family dog...

Take one sperm from Darkpoet and one...you get the point, any ideas? :o
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God, I wish Yvonne were here...Now I have to maintain a dialogue with myself...And *that* is disturbing.......


How about Waverly and kid##D0134 procreating?
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Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>God, I wish Yvonne were here...Now I have to maintain a dialogue with myself...And *that* is disturbing.......</STRONG>

I don't find this strange. :D :D
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<STRONG>How about Waverly and kid##D0134 procreating?</STRONG>
OMAR. :D
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Hey Weasel-buddy, I didn't know anyone was up now, cheers! I'm roasting V, please join in.... :)
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Hey Witchking. :) Nothing like a good roasting to get the day started. :D
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It's midnight-ish here, but I agree whole-heartedly. I hope DP's ok, do you know anything?
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2:30 here, just woke up. DP is on vacation I believe, he should be getting back on the third. Last I heard he was out of the hospital and moving around (Duh he's on vacation :) ) I haven't heard anything since he told me he was leaving (Vacation) for a while.
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Oh...thanks. 2:30 am, or pm? I forget where in the world you are. But in any event, whether am or pm, what are you doing getting up and 2:30 ?!?!
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AM (or Alabama central time :D ) LOL I can only sleep for 3 or 4 hours before I wake up, be like this for ever.


Midnight, would put you in Cali-Waverly. :D :D
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@Weasel-Heya pops ;) :D

Hmm...interesting topic this.... :rolleyes: :p
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Hi Brink :) Foul can come up with some good topics :D :D
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Yeap :) .I'm curious to know what other combinations can the others come up with :eek: :p ;) :D
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Weasel: Yeah, I'm in Cali-time, though not in Cali... :D And not near Waverly thank god...


So, what are your contributions to the gene-pool here at SYM? The chlorine will be added later...
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Alright lets see...Gruntie and Vixen= :D


Fancy word's with foul meaning. :D
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Nah,I don't want to take part in this :rolleyes: .I'll sit here by the fence and watch what you people can come up with ;) :) :D

(I have to go now.I'll see you all later ;) )
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Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>OMAR. :D </STRONG>
OMAR ???? :rolleyes:
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>OMAR ???? :rolleyes: </STRONG>
Scary, right :D :D
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Okay,maybe I'll take part just this once....

Weasel and Minerva=Spammer with extremely high IQ and wisdom (so high that we'll probably consider his/her intelligent posts as spam since we won't know what he/she's talking about :p ;) :D ) :) ;)
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Flagg and Waverly= The supreme flirter with the chance to flame at anytime. :D :D
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Post by KidD01 »

OK Wise Guys let's see if you can figure this out :
Ubik + Grunt Boy = ?
Waverly + Weasel = ?
Grunt Boy + Foul = ?
Maurice + Sleepy = ?
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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