Conspiracy Theories

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Wed Nov 07, 2001 4:00 pm

Post some Theories about events (like who killed JFK, is the moon landing a hoax...). Please ignore the fact that I spelt "conspiracy" wrong (I think).

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Nov 07, 2001 4:24 pm

You spelt consiracy correctly, so I think you're deliberately plotting to make people insecure about their English and force them to drop the language for another tongue.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Nov 07, 2001 4:26 pm

I have a question to add to Gaxx's post: Why are conspiracy theories as popular as they are?
Have you heard about the Bible Code? Some guys made a numeric analysis of the text in the bible and claimed hidden profecies were revealed. Trouble is, by using the method they used, you can get the same result with any test. (It has been done with Moby D*ck for instance.)

Personally, I also think some factions of Young earth creationism is a conspiracy theory - those who believe the goverment and the scientific community has made up the fossiles, etc.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Nov 07, 2001 5:06 pm

Heres a theory. JFK, well, he's not really dead. During his time as Prez, they faked his own death. Why, you may ask. It was an effort for the american industry to sell oversized women's hats! He know lives on Marlan Brando's island, sharing a room with Kurt Cobane, and Elvis...

THE JAKER · Post by **THE JAKER** » Wed Nov 07, 2001 5:30 pm

I saw an interview with Elizabeth Taylor, and she said she spends a lot of time on Marlon Brando's island, and that he does a lot of "gardening" and has a lot of "nice plants" - the way she said it and the look in her eyes convinced me that she was talking about a certain kind of plant nudge-nudge wink-wink say-no-more! So that would explain why JFK, RFK, James Dean, Elvis, Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, Mama Cass, the original lead singer for ACDC, Andy Kaufman, Aaliyah, Hitler, Marilyn Monroe, Che Guevara, and Jimmy Hoffa are all hiding out there. It also explains why Brando is so fat! It all ties together people! Why doesn't anyone believe me!

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Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Nov 07, 2001 6:39 pm

You may be on to something there Jaker...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Nov 08, 2001 1:00 pm

Hehe,

and still the do not suspect

Happy Evil · Post by **Happy Evil** » Thu Nov 08, 2001 1:58 pm

How abou the "New World Order" stuff.
The one about Jewish bankers controlling everything from government to media. Their goal is to slowly disarm the american public and impose absolute rule.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Nov 08, 2001 3:08 pm

Originally posted by fable:
You spelt consiracy correctly, so I think you're deliberately plotting to make people insecure about their English and force them to drop the language for another tongue.

How ironic, a post on spelling and fable spells it wrong, don't burn me please!!

THE JAKER · Post by **THE JAKER** » Thu Nov 08, 2001 3:31 pm

It's a conspiracy!

Nippy I'm behind you all the way (way way behind

)

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Nov 08, 2001 3:39 pm

Originally posted by THE JAKER:
It's a conspiracy!

Nippy I'm behind you all the way (way way behind )

What's the conspiracy?

Beware, Flame Strike has a large range.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Nov 08, 2001 4:56 pm

@Nippy

i'd make sure he didn't have beans for dinner before I stood behind him

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Thu Nov 08, 2001 6:30 pm

What about the one about the internet being such an educational resource whereas its aucctually a piece of crap compared to one of the cd encyclopedia?

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Nov 08, 2001 6:54 pm

Originally posted by cheesemage:
What about the one about the internet being such an educational resource whereas its aucctually a piece of crap compared to one of the cd encyclopedia?

That's not a conspiracy. It's simply a statement of fact.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 2:42 pm

Cheesemage! Haven't seen you for a while...

Where ya been?