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One for the Blokes

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Mr Snow
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Post by Mr Snow »

How true!! :p :p :p
Sorry girls.

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story
hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were
without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a
very attractive guy, explains to them how it works...

"We have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what
you are looking for, you can stay there."

"It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you
what's inside" So they start going up, and on the first floor the
sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are
sensitive and kind"... the friends laugh and without hesitation
move on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are
wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This
wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the Third floor
where the sign read: "All the men here are great lovers and
sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good but there were still two more floors so on to the
Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have
perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect
lovers; they are also single, rich and straight" The women seemed
pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth
floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.

When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that
there is no way to please a woman."
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Post by CM »

Perfect!! :D
That is good.
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Post by nael »

very nice...
girls = time * money
time = money
girls = money*money = money^2
money is the root of all evil
so...money = sqrt of evil
square both sides...
money^2 = evil
girls = money^2

Girls = Evil
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Post by Xandax »

Originally posted by nael:
<STRONG>very nice...
girls = time * money
time = money
girls = money*money = money^2
money is the root of all evil
so...money = sqrt of evil
<snip>
</STRONG>
girls = sqrt (evil) ^2
girls = evil
:D

But who here doesn't find "evil" interesting anyway :D :D

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Post by Gruntboy »

LOL Xandax. Its good to be bad. :D
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Post by Aegis »

I why I feel Hell creeping up on this thread? :D
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by nael:
<STRONG>girls = time * money
</STRONG>
No, girls = time + money
Oh, it doesn't work :p :D

BTW, LOL@Mr Snow :D ;) :D
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Post by Darkpoet »

Well, if you blokes don't want the women. I'll take care of them. You gents have fun snuggling together. :D
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>Well, if you blokes don't want the women. I'll take care of them. You gents have fun snuggling together. :D </STRONG>
Hmmm, do we get a say in this?? :p :rolleyes: ;)
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Post by Darkpoet »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Hmmm, do we get a say in this?? :p :rolleyes: ;) </STRONG>
I see, if you want to comment go ahead. I'm leaving anyhow.
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Post by Shadow Sandrock »

LOL!!! Women just CAN'T be pleased....
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Whatever they claim... :D
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Whatever they claim... :D
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