Homeland Defence

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 11:57 am

I don't know if the rest of the world knows, but The brains in Washington DC, have came up with a plan called...Homeland Defence.

It will 'cordinate' 40 gov' groups on the defence of America. Not new groups, but groups that have already been doing this. I will back this for now, but if this turns into just another government office like, "The Defence of America from Creatures from the Middle of the Earth" I will vote against every government official I can. I don't mind paying taxes if it helps, but I will not fund a office that sits in Washington and smilies when the President tells it to. An office that we shouldn't need.

Any thoughts?

Lazarus · Post by **Lazarus** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 12:01 pm

I agree, Weasel. I don't see much need for this, and it's title sounds like something right out of a fascist state.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 12:03 pm

I can't imagine that this new agency will truly have any jurisdiction over the rest. It's policies will get bogged down just like any other office.

I do not envy the person heading this up.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 12:20 pm

I don't know if I can buy into any organization entitled "The Defense of America from Creatures from the Middle of the Earth." I happen to represent several of those creatures, and let me tell you, they may be large, and loathsome, and violent, and murderous, but they have needs and affections, too.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 3:28 pm

Originally posted by fable:
I don't know if I can buy into any organization entitled "The Defense of America from Creatures from the Middle of the Earth." I happen to represent several of those creatures, and let me tell you, they may be large, and loathsome, and violent, and murderous, but they have needs and affections, too.

1998 Spending Report on DACME

1.1 Billion for toothpicks.
2.9 Million on Post-it notes.
.20 cents on food for the creatures.

From the report, the group is asking for a increase in funds so next year, the amount of food can be increased to .40 cent.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 3:41 pm

1. Who the heck came up with that name of all names in the world, "the defense of america from creatures from the middle of the earth"?
2. Can you say... racism?

Now to analyze that name...

"The defense"...

Perhaps they should try to remember that it isn't really defense throwing bombs at people.

"...of America..."

It's a sin to put America there, since what we are doing is rather... well... unconstitutional, denying the Afghani civilians a right to live because of a pathetic taliban thing.

"...from creatures..."

Creatures is really denying that they are "people". It is more or less calling them a lower life form, an animal. The Afghanis are still people... The only thing that is good about this name so far is that when translated into Afghanistanese or whatever it is they speak (Sorry I really don't know), they'll probably have no idea what we mean.

"...from the middle of the earth."

That sounds more like referring to Earth's inner core than the Middle East. The earth has no "middle". Except the Equator, and besides, Afghanistan isn't on the equator.

Bleeeeech!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 3:48 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
It's a sin to put America there, since what we are doing is rather... well... unconstitutional, denying the Afghani civilians a right to live because of a pathetic taliban thing.

We're not denying the Afghani civilians a right to live.

BTW, I could be wrong, but I didn't think the "The Defence of America from Creatures from the Middle of the Earth" was refering to that. Homeland Defense was refering to something having to do with the terrorism and such. I think you're a bit mixed up, Sandy.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 3:49 pm

Just adding...

"From the middle of the Earth"

some people believe that Hell is located in the center of the Earth. The deepest hole dug in history... people have heard screams echoing down there... only adults screams though... but they were screams of torture... I almost had a heart attack when I heard that

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 3:52 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
We're not denying the Afghani civilians a right to live.

BTW, I could be wrong, but I didn't think the "The Defence of America from Creatures from the Middle of the Earth" was refering to that. Homeland Defense was refering to something having to do with the terrorism and such. I think you're a bit mixed up, Sandy.

Probably. I'm always mixed up...

Oh well. At least I learn from my mistakes. *Pulls out official Memo to Myself notebook, something I stole from a TV show*

Memo to myself... America defending self against terrorism, not attacking...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 4:00 pm

You want to do a break down????

Let us proceed.

First...To be fair...I will not edit my first post.

Second...I will assume you can read.

Let's read this sentence..., but if this turns into just another government office like, "The Defence of America from Creatures from the Middle of the Earth"

BUT IF THIS TURNS INTO JUST ANOTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICE LIKE.

Like: meaning like another group.

Originally posted by Weasel:
I don't know if the rest of the world knows, but The brains in Washington DC, have came up with a plan called...Homeland Defence.

It will 'cordinate' 40 gov' groups on the defence of America. Not new groups, but groups that have already been doing this. I will back this for now, but if this turns into just another government office like, "The Defence of America from Creatures from the Middle of the Earth" I will vote against every government official I can. I don't mind paying taxes if it helps, but I will not fund a office that sits in Washington and smilies when the President tells it to. An office that we shouldn't need.

Any thoughts?

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:


1. Who the heck came up with that name of all names in the world, "the defense of america from creatures from the middle of the earth"?

I believe the group trying to defend the creatures from America.

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:


2. Can you say... racism?

I can say racism...fool...moron.

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:


Now to analyze that name...

"The defense"...

Perhaps they should try to remember that it isn't really defense throwing bombs at people.

Ask Fable if this group has thrown one bomb?

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:


"...of America..."

It's a sin to put America there, since what we are doing is rather... well... unconstitutional, denying the Afghani civilians a right to live because of a pathetic taliban thing.

I'm at a loss here. I believe this group is trying to protect the creatures from Americans...not the Taliban, Afghani, British..ect ect..

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:


"...from creatures..."

Creatures is really denying that they are "people". It is more or less calling them a lower life form, an animal. The Afghanis are still people... The only thing that is good about this name so far is that when translated into Afghanistanese or whatever it is they speak (Sorry I really don't know), they'll probably have no idea what we mean.

They are creature till they are given a scientific name.

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:


"...from the middle of the earth."

That sounds more like referring to Earth's inner core than the Middle East. The earth has no "middle". Except the Equator, and besides, Afghanistan isn't on the equator.

Well it is refering to the 'core'. Where you got the middle east from I do not know? Maybe you need to reread my post. You come here making accuations about my post with out understanding it...without taking the time to read it, and call me a racist. LMFAO

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:


Bleeeeech!

Please cover your mouth.

[ 10-09-2001: Message edited by: Weasel ]

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 4:04 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
Just adding...

"From the middle of the Earth"

some people believe that Hell is located in the center of the Earth. The deepest hole dug in history... people have heard screams echoing down there... only adults screams though... but they were screams of torture... I almost had a heart attack when I heard that

I remember reading about that...in Weekly World News(or whatever that ridiculous "newspaper" is called).

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Oct 10, 2001 3:18 am

Weasel is back.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Oct 10, 2001 3:27 am

AND THE HELLS COME WITH HIM!

J/K Good to see you Weasel.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Oct 10, 2001 3:39 am

LMAO kayless

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Oct 10, 2001 8:56 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Weasel is back.

I have a temper problem.

Originally posted by Kayless:
AND THE HELLS COME WITH HIM!

J/K Good to see you Weasel.

I thought I shut the last gate on the way out, (note to self.....shut gate to hell when I leave.

)

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Oct 10, 2001 9:33 am

I have my home defence.

One sling shot with frozen cranberries as ammo.

two trailers full of Guinness

8 cases of frozen pizza.

four caged skunks

One weasel

one RPG

one Sherman tank, no gun.

two boxes full of Hugh Hefner litature.

one eletric blanket

one pair of speedos

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Oct 10, 2001 9:39 am

In a bugdet crunch, what's the first thing to go....speedos?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Oct 10, 2001 9:44 am

Originally posted by McBane:
In a bugdet crunch, what's the first thing to go....speedos?

Yep, too tight.

"I can't breath"

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Oct 10, 2001 10:02 am

Originally posted by McBane:
In a bugdet crunch, what's the first thing to go....speedos?

In a time of crisis....speedos will save us all.

(That is ....unless your vote depends on the speedo question.....which in this case we can work a deal out.)

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Oct 10, 2001 10:04 am

Originally posted by Weasel:
In a time of crisis....speedos will save us all.

(That is ....unless your vote depends on the speedo question.....which in this case we can work a deal out.)

LMAO

That and if it is 30 below outside

It may cause shrinkage.