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Heres a joke

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A person walked into a shop and said something silly.
The end

How funny is this!!My other topic was closed down . Naybe Mr sleep should goto middle east. They censor everything there.

At least this joke wont get edited out and is not insulting to anyone especially sailor saturn and Mr sleep (appropriate name).


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I would like to point out that belittling and ridiculing other members is also breaking forum rules, be careful how you act in the future at99.

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I want to turn myself in for belittling at99 in his closed thread sleep. I said he wasn't old enough to drink beer. But he deserved it for the things he said. :D

I will consider myself slapped on the wrist. :D

@Harry - I am at work and hence posting slowly.

@Sailor Saturn - Having read Island of Dr Grunt you have seen the darkest recesses of my mind. :( :D
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Post by Minerva »

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Having read Island of Dr Grunt you have seen the darkest recesses of my mind. :( :D </STRONG>
Are you sure about that? :rolleyes:

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Why, Minerva my dear, I hardly missed you :p :D
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Post by Yshania »

@at99 :eek: are you deliberately looking to upset people? I still remember your thread from a while back accusing all of having no roots, but then not qualifying your post.

Coming back and posting racist comments, and deliberately flaming board members will not find us putting out the welcome mat :(
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Oh my. Maybe you should just drop it, at99...
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Post by Sailor Saturn »

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>Are you sure about that? :rolleyes:

:p </STRONG>
Trust me, Minerva, there are darker recesses of Gruntboy's mind. :eek: It's possible he's never been that far into his mind, though. I fear what would happen if he did. :eek: ;) :p
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I've missed something haven't I? :(
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Post by fable »

Not really. Best to let this topic drop, IMO. It serves no purpose.
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Originally posted by fable:
Not really. Best to let this topic drop, IMO. It serves no purpose.
Righty then. :)
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Post by at99 »

Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>@at99 :eek: are you deliberately looking to upset people? I still remember your thread from a while back accusing all of having no roots, but then not qualifying your post.
:( </STRONG>
I put some jokes which was meant to be some light relief. Take it anyway you want. Obviously there are a lot of oversensitive people who cant deal with this.

There are some real problems going on in the world and what I see a lot in this forum is trivial conversations about how good am i or how many people I have spammed. How offensive I am to joke about God. How I can stop threads for reasons only understood in the middle east. Hello, the world is in trouble.

And I am the immature one!!

This medium is a good way to get informantion and views without confronting people personally. So use it with that in mind.

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Post by T'lainya »

@ at99... This kind of post is not helping you. If you have a question or problem with why your post was edited, I suggest you pm Mr. Sleep.
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Post by Aegis »

at99, word of advice. having been here almost as ong as Sleep, I have seen many people cause trouble. I highly recommmend you find some posts by a "banned baasie". that will shed some light on whta you shouldn't do. Cool down a bit.
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Post by Minerva »

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Why, Minerva my dear, I hardly missed you :p :D </STRONG>
Thank you. I'm so glad to hear that. :p :D

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Great so far, thanks for asking Minerva.

Learning lots of new stuff, though I am feeling lots of pressure with work/study and all the other events.

Did an online test yesterday :eek:

How are you? Heard you moved back to Exeter - found a nice place?
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@GB: Yes, I'm living outside of the city with another PhD student. It's about 3 miles away from campus, so I bought a bicycle, though I have only used once to come back home so far. :o

Ooops, I got to go to a seminar. I'll talk to you later. :)
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See ya.
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Have fun Min. :D
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Some of us here just might be Arabic ya know... I think there is someone here from Afghanistan or near there.... you know that would REALLY offend somebody from there.. because that is calling them terrorist or some other label that isn't true. :o
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