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I am, is, and was the Elder Guru. Sage of time, master of fate, and giver of advice. Come to, and I will relate the answer to your questions...

*Aegis, in a Toga, is floating a few feet off the ground, at the top of a mountain peak. A patchy, taped on long grey beard hangs down to his waist...*

:D

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In one word describe reality, if you can't cope with only having one word then you are redundant! :D :D
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confinement...
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>confinement...</STRONG>
LOLOL i was looking for confusion :D
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What you sought, is not what you wished. Elightenment, down it's path, comes from truth and knowing...

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Please explain reality in less than one word. Thanks. :)
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Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Please explain reality in less than one word. Thanks. :) </STRONG>
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Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Please explain reality in less than one word. Thanks. :) </STRONG>
LMFAO :cool:

Guru, what kind of guru are you anyway??

(has anyone seen the gurus in Godness Gracious Me?)
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...


There you have, the man named of tales, less than a word, for reaility is....

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Okay Guru, answer me this, why is it that whenever i purchase a new game within the first week of its release do i always complete it before the patch comes out?

The only exceptions being Hidden and Dangerous (class :cool: :) )

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Your name tells a story that none can deny. Follow that path, and games shall complete with lack thereof. Perhaps, patch will come before completion, with rest at home...

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it is not a metter of a lack of sleep it is just that i am so damn good, completed Max Payne in 3 days :)
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Posted by Aegis -

Your name tells a story that none can deny
And yours? an anagram of I sage :D (or I geas! :D )
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Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Please explain reality in less than one word. Thanks. :) </STRONG>
DOOM :)
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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Ysh any anagrams of Mr Sleep?

@Kid LOL :D

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@Mr Sleep - Me Slerp :D

How are you? I haven't seen you in AGES (me being absent briefly :D )

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Sage, I am yes. Geas possibly, may follow. Those that answers seek, may find them on the mountain peak...


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Hiya Sleepy, Aegis ! :)

Ahhh Miss Y Finally we crossed our path again :)
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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How you doin Ysh, i am well although i have returned to work :( :( But as you can see it hasn't inhibited my spam too much ;) :)

Slerp :D

I am off to watch First wave and download the new AVP2 Demo seeyah later :D
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