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Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

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Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

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1. An incentive to show up.
2. Reduces stress.
3. Leads to more honest communication.
4. Reduces complaints about low pay.
5. Cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management want to hear.
7. Helps save on heating costs because people would rather come to work.
8. Encourages car pooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction - you may have a bad job but you don't care.
10. Eliminates holidays because people would rather come to work.
11. Makes fellow employees look better.
12. Makes the canteen food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out pay rises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
16. Staff work later since there is no longer a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Everyone agrees the work is better after a few drinks.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk during their lunch break.
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
21. The caretakers closet will finally have a use.
22. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
23. Sitting on the photocopier will no longer be seen as gross.
24. Babbling and mumbling will be common language.

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It makes me feel more prettier. :D ;)
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Post by Yshania »

@DP - lol! :D Now you feel as pretty as you look :D :p
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Well I try to be. :D
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DP, I hate to say it, but you look just like I feel... :D
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>DP, I hate to say it, but you look just like I feel... :D </STRONG>

I look like a million dollars, so you muct be feeling really good. :D :p
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Well, that kind've back fired on me, now didn't it... :D
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To paraphrase the great bard himself:

alcohol increaseth the desire but decreaseth the performance. :D
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Post by Harry2052 »

hmm ... if only alcohol come out of my taps at home i'd be in heaven and to be perfectly honest *never* at work :D :p

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Post by C Elegans »

LOL :D :D :D

Also solves the common problem with lack of informal communication channels between co-workers :D
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@CE .. hows it going babe? :D :)

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With alcohol in the title, you KNEW it was just a metter of time til I showed up....
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Post by Maharlika »

Nice one, Ysh! :D

May I add:

25. No need to regularly clean the comfort rooms. --- Alcohol sure can dispose off the effects of methane and ammonia. :D
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Post by Yshania »

@Bloodstalker - lol! :D I did notice the bumps under the carpet :D

@Maharlika - lol! :D and thankyou :) I thought it not only amusing, but feasible :D
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Post by Vivien »

Ysh: Great topic, and some very good posts! I'm sure my airlines will undertake these dramatic changes. *envisions dispatchers sending planes the wrong way and giggles*

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Bloodstalker - lol! I did notice the bumps under the carpet
So long as I'm noticed :D

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