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You know you grew up in a small town if:

1) You can name everyone you graduated with

2) You know what 4-H and FFA stand for.

3) You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn,or in the middle of a dirt road.

4) You used to cruise/drag/scoop/lap "main"

5) You said the "F" word and your parents knew within the hour

6) You scheduled parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't.

7) You could never buy beer because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough they'd tell your parents anyhow)

8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy beer,you still had to go out into the country and drive on back roads to drink them.

9) It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town

10) The whole school went to the same party after graduation

11) You don't give directions by street names or directions by references. Turn by Nelson's house, go to 2 blocks east to Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track (field)

12) The golf course had only 9 holes

13) You can't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend

14) Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason

15) The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but it is actually just like your town.

16) You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1970 as the "rich people"

17) The people in the "big city" dress funny, and then you pick up the trend 2 years later.

18) Anyone you want can be found at the local gas station or the town pub

19) you see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town or one of your friends drives a grain truck to school occasionally

20) The gym teacher suggest you haul hay for the summer to get stronger

21) Directions are given using THE stop light as a reference

22) You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you want a ride somewhere

23) Your teachers call you by your older sibling's names

24) Your teachers remember when they taught your parents

25) You can charge at all the local stores or write checks without any ID.

26) The closest McDonalds is 45 miles away (or more) (not luverne on this one)

27) The closest mall is over an hour away

28) It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.

29) You laugh your butt off reading this because you know it is true and you forward it to everyone who lives in your town (because you know them All!!!)
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Post by Aegis »

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Very extensive list...

But good

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i resemble this post :D though i'm not quite THAT pathetic
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Post by leedogg »

What can I say- Vehemence has inspired me lately! :eek:

I had some Spam for supper and thought "self, why not post a topic with a rediculously long small town joke in it." So, here it is.

Good night everyone. :D
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>What can I say- Vehemence has inspired me lately! :eek: </STRONG>
LMAO! Good list!

Ah, another person reached :) World wide domination begins :p
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Good night! so you are a hit-and-run spammer....shame ;)
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>Good night! so you are a hit-and-run spammer....shame ;) </STRONG>
Nothing wrong with spamming and running... helps build momentum ;)
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Veh has done a lot of things lately...

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Post by Weasel »

I believe that sums up Brewton, Alabama. :)

The only thing we lack is a Forrest Gump.
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>The only thing we lack is a Forrest Gump.</STRONG>
They do have you though Weasel ;) :p :D
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>They do have you though Weasel ;) :p :D </STRONG>
I hear Aegis is always ready to lend his look-alike talents ;) :D
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Post by Weasel »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>They do have you though Weasel ;) :p :D </STRONG>
I lack most of Forrest's skills. :D But I can run..... :D
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>I lack most of Forrest's skills. :D But I can run..... :D </STRONG>
As opposed to your wife who can swim :) Sounds like a good balance of things ;) :D
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>As opposed to your wife who can swim :) Sounds like a good balance of things ;) :D </STRONG>
Though not so great if you want to share leisure activities :D
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Though not so great if you want to share leisure activities :D </STRONG>
What about scuba running? :D :p
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>What about scuba running? :D :p </STRONG>
Congrats Veh, I think you just invented a new sport... :D
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Congrats Veh, I think you just invented a new sport... :D </STRONG>
Knew one of my ideas would pay off in the end ;) :p
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Knew one of my ideas would pay off in the end ;) :p </STRONG>
Oh, I never said I thought people would pay for it... :p :D
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Oh, I never said I thought people would pay for it... :p :D </STRONG>
Well that depends upon your definition of pay ;) :D
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Well that depends upon your definition of pay ;) :D </STRONG>
The monetary kind ;) :p
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