Conflagration

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:17 am

Come on, worship me as your Lord of Flames like the worthless dogs that you are...

[Its Friday. I'm bored. Can you tell?]

Step on up

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:22 am

Do you want some kind of sacrifices????

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:26 am

Nice of you to volunteer Edwin

Muleface! [Pow!]

Your rank as granted by the Deity of Fire:

Sacrificial BBQ Lamb.

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:30 am

Oh mighty Grunty...ooopppppsss i meant Gruntboy, we should set up a sort of real worship belief if you want.... i could be the High Priest of the Flames Lord....and everybody will have to bow before you!!!!

It's friday for me also....

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:34 am

Your supplication amuses me

I will grant your request, rank upgraded to:

Chief Zippo Priest

Let the Flames begin!

[I love Fridays

]

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:37 am

YEPPAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'm now a super-firing-zippo!!!! Thanks my deity....
Flames rule!!!!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:42 am

Get out there turn some non-believers into human torches for me

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:44 am

If you want i can start by making that silly girl in the library near me now a human torch for you.....

WOW my first sacrifice....

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:51 am

LOL

You know you want to...

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:13 am

Ehehehe..now she's running within the library screaming, with me evilly laughing and saying: "Beg for death!! and i'll make it quick!!"....mmmm....no, wrong line.....

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:35 am

Hey you, sheep slapper! Quite trying to steal my free supply of Guinness.... er I mean my church goers.

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:44 am

You there!!!!! Bow before the Lord of Flames!!!!!!
BTW: i'm now sitting in front of my first sacrifice....a pile of ashes now.....Muahahahahahh

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:44 am

Darkpoet, for your profane and heretical rambling, I denounce you, you minging quimm.

You are hereby branded as:

Spooge Gimp 2nd class

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:47 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Darkpoet, for your profane and heretical rambling, I denounce you, you minging quimm.

You are hereby branded as:

Spooge Gimp 2nd class

Grunty the unmighty, thanks I was a 4th class. Cool, a promotion.
Edwin, the brown spot on your nose is getting bigger.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:50 am

That's it boy, you're busted down to *assistant* spooge gimp 2nd class.

You've got the PVC suit, go collect your mop & bucket from the counter.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:53 am

I see Gruntys all fired up for his weekend

Got a hot date with your platoon sergeant bayonet boy?

Or are you going to streak around London again, culminating in an arrest and incarceration and quite possibly some form of physical abuse?

Sorry to flame and run but I'm in the middle of my work week

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:54 am

Never mind the PVC suit, I like to flap in the breeze. Weeeeeeeeeeee Now where is that mop bucket.

Hey baby, ever see a sausage smaller than an ant. Looky here WoooHOOO.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:57 am

Blasthemy!!!!!!!

You rotten old slag T'

You are banished from the plane of fire, doomed to live out your days as:

The Searing Virgin-Maiden

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:02 am

Originally posted by T'lainya:

Sorry to flame and run

wow....flaming and running.....

the discussion is getting hotter....

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:10 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Blasthemy!!!!!!!

You rotten old slag T'

You are banished from the plane of fire, doomed to live out your days as:

The Searing Virgin-Maiden

LOL well it's better than being bayonet bait my deluded demideity