Conditions of entry, you must be of course, wearing a Toga...
Aegis will be in later to demonstrate the proper way of dressing in Toga for the unitiated.
WELCOME to the FUN!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
But what am I supposed to do about my toga till Aegis gets here? </STRONG>
Hmmm.... I can think of something
Here, let me help you *hides feather behind back*
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>Well I didn't have a toga so I came in in nothing but my flabulous birthday suit! </STRONG>
*grabs a wet cloth and flicks it at Leedogg's bare buttock*
SNAP!
Here, I've got some spare toga's over here... *throws one to Leedogg*
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Toga it is! If anybody gets fresh, they'll get a pylum right up their sternum.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>OMG, men flicking each other with towels, and the party's just getting started...
Are you sure those are togas, Veh? They look like sheets to me... Oh, you'll help me with my toga? Very kind of you... </STRONG>
Sheets, toga's, whats the difference?
I'll be happy to help you... *moves closer* You see, this goes here like this....
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Toga it is! If anybody gets fresh, they'll get a pylum right up their sternum.</STRONG>
ROFLMAO! You can be in charge of that then, Fable You'll find the pylum's in the closet over there
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Well, no matter. Just note that it's important to clasp the toga in the right place, not completely remove it, first.
And toga's are a lot like specially sized and aerated sheets, with neat embroidery.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>Hey look, my sheet has a hole in a very conpsicuous spot! V, are you sure you weren't planning to wear this one? </STRONG>
That's the first one Veh had on, when he started adjusting everybody's togas upon entry. He got to try the point of the first pylum I found.
* fingers the tip of the pylum *
Well-honed, too.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>That's the first one Veh had on, when he started adjusting everybody's togas upon entry. He got to try the point of the first pylum I found.
* fingers the tip of the pylum *
Well-honed, too. </STRONG>
I was framed! I was just offering some assistance I tells ya!
Leedogg, I wouldn't let either foul or grunt catch you with that hole...
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>@Veh are you sure you did this right? I'm sure it shouldn't be quite so, um... revealing? </STRONG>
Oh right, *gives Georgi the toga this time instead of just the green wreath* *makes a few adjustments* There
*wolf whistles* Very nice
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>I was framed! I was just offering some assistance I tells ya!
</STRONG>
I've seen the same sort of assistance offered by various animal species during the mating season. What's your excuse?
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>I've seen the same sort of assistance offered by various animal species during the mating season. What's your excuse? </STRONG>
My excuse...
Er... it's mating season?
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>My excuse...
Er... it's mating season? </STRONG>
What species?
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.