Originally posted by Azeroth:
<STRONG>Ok ya got me there. I've had my eye on a girl at school for quite some time now. We've known each other for a long time but she is seeing some circus freak guy with tubes through his ears....*sigh* what shall I do</STRONG>
Stuff the boyfriend into a potato sack and throw him off a bridge, then move in and throw a couple of pickup lines at her Do you need some?
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Azeroth:
<STRONG>I'm not good enough to be called sweetie huh? That's ok my last girlfriend didn't think I was good enough to be called that either. </STRONG>
My girlfriend has this thing against endearments(sp?). She doesn't like words such as dear, honey, sweetie, etc. Though, that might have something to do with the fact that her parents don't know I'm her girlfriend.
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Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>My girlfriend has this thing against endearments(sp?). She doesn't like words such as dear, honey, sweetie, etc. Though, that might have something to do with the fact that her parents don't know I'm her girlfriend.</STRONG>
For your sake I hope her parents don't visit the SYM forum.
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
Originally posted by Azeroth:
<STRONG>Well I would do that except this guy is about 6'4" and 250 pounds, far to much for a fellow like myself to handle. Maybe with your help......
Sure some pickup lines would be great, I need all the help I can get. </STRONG>
6'4"? Well that's about 2 foot taller than me, but did you judge yoda by his size?
Hmmm... what's a good one... ah, here we are, say this to her:
"I'm sorry i'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women."
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Azeroth:
<STRONG>Well I would do that except this guy is about 6'4" and 250 pounds, far to much for a fellow like myself to handle. Maybe with your help......
Sure some pickup lines would be great, I need all the help I can get. </STRONG>
Taking pickup lines from V. ???
Quick somebody look out for some horsemen
Originally posted by Azeroth:
<STRONG>Because Veh seems to be the type that flatters women with his mere presence. </STRONG>
Ah geeze, your making me blush here
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
"I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk."
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Help me Vehemence you're my only hope. When I use these pickup lines she will either slap me because I offended her or her boyfriend will come lumbering along and rip my head off.
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
Originally posted by Azeroth:
<STRONG>That may be true but he also seems to be very wise when it comes to women. </STRONG>
LMAO! Your giving me entirely too much credit! I just happened to meet one that is as enlightening and entertaining as the silver reflection of the moon dancing across the ripling water of the ocean on a hot summer's night.
And when you find one like that, it's very difficult not to learn... you feel compelled to learn, like every part of you is dying to know more, as if you didn't that you would waste away. I'm just lucky...
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Do you need some? 
