I have been very much enjoying your ongoing saga. I think your witty repartee has not received the exposure it deserves (and don't pay any attention to those people who keep telling you to get a room. My buddies in Chicago will deal with them.)
I spoke to Buck about a television slot, but he is currently swamped with doing a miniseries based on Weasel's life story, which is scheduled to premiere between commercials during the Super Bowl. But he did offer me this refurbished boudoir thread, which is rumored to have belonged to Mr. Sleep before his days with the marines.
There are multiple rooms (all with hand grips on the walls), full bar, French maids, hot tub, dance floor, fully stocked dungeon, heat-seeking video cameras, shady looking staff -- everything a modern couple would need, in or out of a soap opera. I also understand that Mr. Sleep had some secret passageways installed that were never found, which may explain why Fable seems to disappear for long periods of time.
Anyway, it's all yours now. Please enjoy.