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What an odd alien landscape this place has become. DP’s panties on the floor, Lainy passed out in the bathtub, Weasel looking sheepish in the corner pretending to be asleep. Wake up, you camel-stroking urinal cake. What is going on here?

These newbies… :rolleyes: A few of them seem to be victims of questionable breeding, or perhaps are failed experiment from the Mysterious Island of Dr. Grunt.

And the rest of you, what do you have to say for yourselves, sleep, kid, grunt, ubik, minerva, viv, dark flames, vix, Sir not Appearing in this Thread et. Al?

Craig? I left you in charge while I was gone. I blame you for the unsanctioned changes.

So how is everyone? Sometimes I miss you guys <trolling for hugs and kisses :) > 500 word flame to the first wise-ass guy that tries it
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.... *jaws theme starts playing* :D
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Oh shut your pie hole. You mokey humping, sheep fondler you. :D :D

Welcome back Lillyslapper. :D
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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>A few of them seem to be victims of questionable breeding,
</STRONG>
Your late night stands have caught up with you.. :D :D
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Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Your late night stands have caught up with you.. :D :D </STRONG>
Too bad it was all inbreeding too. :D :D
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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>And the rest of you, what do you have to say for yourselves, sleep, kid, grunt, ubik, minerva, viv, dark flames, vix, Sir not Appearing in this Thread et. Al?</STRONG>
Ummmm :rolleyes: I blame Weasel :D I hope falling off the wagon didn't hurt too much Waverly, you're looking a bit the worse for wear... :p ;) :D
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Welcome back my favorite medical miscreant and panderer of purple pills ;) *Hug and kiss*
and I was not passed out in the tub you cretin..thet was a figment of your imagination :D
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Ummmm :rolleyes: I blame Weasel :D :D </STRONG>
Blame me?? I when as far as to open up a spam school to help out around here :D :D
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Bruno comes bounding in looking for his favorite Doctor. Bruno showers Waverly, with kisses and askes him if he needs the Bruno special. :eek:
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I blame Weasel as well, but you are all Weasels... except for DP who I believe to be a quality assurance tester for anal probes. It's not really a job, as he does it for free.

What, no hugs? And I was being so nice.

edit: Ah, why thank you Lainy :) Is that a prehensile tongue? Perhaps you should PM me...

[ 08-15-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
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Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Blame me?? I when as far as to open up a spam school to help out around here :D :D </STRONG>
Do you have any students? :p ;)
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I gave you a hug :D It's not my fault if you don't read carefully! :p
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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>

What, no hugs? And I was being so nice.</STRONG>
Everyone turn around.......OK I will give you a quick hug.....but DON'T touch me below the belt. :D :D
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>What, no hugs? And I was being so nice.
</STRONG>
:rolleyes: *begrudging hug* :p
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Do you have any students? :p ;) </STRONG>
I can't disclose this information :D :D
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Er.. hug you? With that colone, your lucky I'm within 10 feet of you! :D
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Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Everyone turn around.......OK I will give you a quick hug.....but DON'T touch me below the belt. :D :D </STRONG>
LMAO! :D Do you really think he can be trusted ;) :D
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG> :rolleyes: *begrudging hug* :p </STRONG>
I was trolling for ladies, Dangergirl... like Weasel... who seems to be pantless. Back, Back, keep that tiny thing away from me, it looks like a naked mole rat.

You were too in the tub, Lainy. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you were 'Jiffing the choosy mom' in there. Check my edit, you just posted to quickly.
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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>

edit: Ah, why thank you Lainy :) Is that a prehensile tongue? Perhaps you should PM me...

[ 08-15-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]</STRONG>
Actually Waverly I think that was the monkey.. :eek:
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Edit.

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