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what? being on the receiving end? i end imagine it would hurt...prolly couldn't walk normally for days :)
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Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>what? being on the receiving end? i end imagine it would hurt...prolly couldn't walk normally for days :) </STRONG>
However, there is a cream you can purchase ;)
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>However, there is a cream you can purchase ;) </STRONG>

ROFLMAO! Would that be vanilla or cherry-flavoured? :D
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Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>
ROFLMAO! Would that be vanilla or cherry-flavoured? :D </STRONG>
Cherry please. :D ;)
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Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>
ROFLMAO! Would that be vanilla or cherry-flavoured? :D </STRONG>
Actually it is called 'Too drunk to remember what happened' flavour :D :D

(But i'll have vanilla if your offering ;) )
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The natural or the stimulated kind.....ooops I meant simulated.... :D
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Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>The natural or the stimulated kind.....ooops I meant simulated.... :D </STRONG>
Both :D
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@KK: Your not being flamed... Your being teased! Theres a difference!

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I just read Weasel measurements, if those are in centimetres he sure got a huge arse :D :D :D :D
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Both :D </STRONG>
My, aren't you the flexible sort! :D

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Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>My, aren't you the flexible sort! :D

[ 08-16-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]</STRONG>
I forgot to mention the handstands :D
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I forgot to mention the handstands :D </STRONG>

Raises an eyebrow, acrobatic as well as versatile....ahem.....indeed.
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I have my uses ;) :)
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I have my uses ;) :) </STRONG>
You misspelled "users." :p
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Originally posted by Saigo:
<STRONG>You misspelled "users." :p </STRONG>
And those to..... :)
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>However, there is a cream you can purchase ;) </STRONG>
no thanx, sleep...i'm not into that sort of thing...it's ok that you are though. i mean, how else would you know bout the cream

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Height: 6'6"
Weight: 355 lbs
Bust: 34 double d's
Waist: 54 inches
Shoe size: 14

I know you like 'em big kk. :D
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I am not going to post my measurements--for all we know, @KK could swing both ways, and the idea of being fantasized by somebody who gets off on people quoting Ben Jonson or Dylan Thomas leaves me with a case of the spavins. For all I know, he could even be into cybering. No, I think I'll save my facts and figures for my Rubenesque wife. :D
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If he's into cycling, I doubt he likes big women(or men). :rolleyes:
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