mINDLESS MUSINGS.......
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Jokes? the only jokes I know are very bad ones.......
Illistration;
A frog walks into a bank needing a loan.
He talks to an girl named Patty, and she asks what he has for collateral. he displays an antique that he says is a priceless family hierloom, but she just brushes it off as a peice of junk. The frog is indignent an summons the manager. The manager walks in, examines the priceless antique, and tells the lady, That's no nick nack, Patty, (whack) give the frog a loan.
And for the sake of sanity of all the members of this board, don't get me started, I have a million of them and am not afraid to use them.

Jokes? the only jokes I know are very bad ones.......
Illistration;
A frog walks into a bank needing a loan.
He talks to an girl named Patty, and she asks what he has for collateral. he displays an antique that he says is a priceless family hierloom, but she just brushes it off as a peice of junk. The frog is indignent an summons the manager. The manager walks in, examines the priceless antique, and tells the lady, That's no nick nack, Patty, (whack) give the frog a loan.
And for the sake of sanity of all the members of this board, don't get me started, I have a million of them and am not afraid to use them.
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Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
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One of BS's first SYM threads.
Bump!
EDIT-Notice the changes in BS since he wrote this.
@Ysh Has BS repayed you yet?

Bump!
EDIT-Notice the changes in BS since he wrote this.
by BS
Thank you Yshania, but as I alluded to in #9, all opinions I shall respect. Stiil I thank you fro your kindness to a newbie to this board. It will not be forgotten, and I shall look forward to the day I may repay it.![]()
@Ysh Has BS repayed you yet?
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
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Wow, all this time I read the thread not paying attention to the YEAR! I was really confused about the early musing of 'welcome to sym Bs' and regarded it as sarcasm. Only when I saw the darkpoet posts did I begin to wonder.
Thanks for raking my brain Tyb.
My own musings:
Someone please explain 'accidental goat sodomy'.
When you misdial a phone number and hang up quickly to redial the correct number, occasionally the misdialed number is one of those folks attached to their cell phone. This individual in insistent on calling you back wondering why you called. I often feel the need to be more rude to these people than telemarketers. Did they really think they were missing some all important phone call from someone they've never heard of?
Thanks for raking my brain Tyb.
My own musings:
Someone please explain 'accidental goat sodomy'.
When you misdial a phone number and hang up quickly to redial the correct number, occasionally the misdialed number is one of those folks attached to their cell phone. This individual in insistent on calling you back wondering why you called. I often feel the need to be more rude to these people than telemarketers. Did they really think they were missing some all important phone call from someone they've never heard of?
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
No problemOriginally posted by Ned Flanders
Wow, all this time I read the thread not paying attention to the YEAR! I was really confused about the early musing of 'welcome to sym Bs' and regarded it as sarcasm. Only when I saw the darkpoet posts did I begin to wonder.
Thanks for raking my brain Tyb.
My own musings:
Someone please explain 'accidental goat sodomy'.
When you misdial a phone number and hang up quickly to redial the correct number, occasionally the misdialed number is one of those folks attached to their cell phone. This individual in insistent on calling you back wondering why you called. I often feel the need to be more rude to these people than telemarketers. Did they really think they were missing some all important phone call from someone they've never heard of?
Hmmmm....thats never happened to me, but it is quite amusing to think about.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
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Looking at your profile I would have to say no. This was your 3rd post at SYM. Ill tell you what your first post at SYM is soon.Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Actually Ty, it was my very FIRST post here in SYM.![]()
Brings back memories, eh?
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
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It was a thread called "Poll: Best username on the forum"
This was BS's reply:
This was on 5-10-2001
This was BS's reply:
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any but mine.....hehe
This was on 5-10-2001
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
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Trust ya? No, just losing that mental rule that says "Not to talk to strange icemenwearing red togas and slapping people around iwth fish"Originally posted by Aegis
Begining to trust me a little bit more now?![]()
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