COMM Champions!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 1:36 pm

Originally posted by Vivien:
You're the best

Wow...so all the men associated with me think I view them as pets? Lol

This surprises you?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 2:08 pm

*rolls over and waits for Viv to scratch his belly*

Some people are confused. I do not represent spam, nor do I fight for spammers. I am merely here to stamp out Weasels. I channel much of my power in my posts, and it therefore inappropriate to label them spam. You may think I am therefore communicating, but certainly not in the way these troglodytic cretins define it.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 4:05 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
You do realize that if I become a COMMer, then you'll no longer have the protection of the Silence Wall, right?

You do realize that if you become a COMMer, then you might not get the glaive back when I swipe it, right?

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 4:11 pm

@Sailor Saturn

You might want to remember that being a spammer doesn't make you side with Waverly. It's just being traditional.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 4:22 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
You do realize that if you become a COMMer, then you might not get the glaive back when I swipe it, right?

You steal the glaive again and you won't live to know which path I follow.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 4:33 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
*rolls over and waits for Viv to scratch his belly, while my hand creeps*

Some people are confused. I do not represent spam, nor do I fight for spammers. I am merely here to help out Weasel. I channel much of my power in my posts, and it therefore inappropriate to label them spam. I am therefore communicating, which is the true path.

Wise words Sir Val.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 5:27 pm

Finding the encampment empty, the anti-champion doppelgangers grunt with glee that their fun will not be cut short like the unfortunate Gwalchmai business. After wiping their malodorous buttocks and repugnant faces (in that order) with the banner, they proceed to tear down and smash the erect granite statue of Weasel.

Anti-Nippy drooled with joy as he gathered up the nearly undamaged granite Weasel-head and proceeded to draw a pair of hairy things on the chin. “ooga, master will like!”

Yes indeed, the master will be proud.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 5:52 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
You steal the glaive again and you won't live to know which path I follow.

If you use it in that way, neither will you

You'll be back to the Silence Rattle

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 6:08 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
If you use it in that way, neither will you

You'll be back to the Silence Rattle

I can kill without using my special attacks.

Besides, I'd be back to the age I am now within a year if I did use one of those attacks.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 8:52 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
*rolls over and waits for Viv to scratch his belly*

Some people are confused. I do not represent spam, nor do I fight for spammers. I am merely here to stamp out Weasels. I channel much of my power in my posts, and it therefore inappropriate to label them spam. You may think I am therefore communicating, but certainly not in the way these troglodytic cretins define it.

Ture indeed.....Waverly is a flamer by nature

Go Waverly Go ! Waverly for President !

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 9:08 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Finding the encampment empty, the anti-champion doppelgangers grunt with glee that their fun will not be cut short like the unfortunate Gwalchmai business. After wiping their malodorous buttocks and repugnant faces (in that order) with the banner, they proceed to tear down and smash the erect granite statue of Weasel.

Anti-Nippy drooled with joy as he gathered up the nearly undamaged granite Weasel-head and proceeded to draw a pair of hairy things on the chin. “ooga, master will like!”

Yes indeed, the master will be proud.

You and the little boys you have created for your own personal pleasure have wa-a-a-ay too much time on your hands, Wankerly. We do indeed outnumber you, and yet you seem to sit on this board like a hen on her brood, and we missed this encroachment. So be it.

*der Moench picks up the spitting, snarling creatures which Waverly's depraved mind has brought into existence, and drops them, one after the next, into the in-sink-erator, and flips the switch*

Cru--u-u-u-nch, thonk, splat!

And seeing as how Sailor Saturn has, er, unmanned your Necromancer, I don't see this problem cropping up again any time soon. BTW: Thanks Sailor Saturn!

Alas! You have been given kudos by various persons on this board for your "experiments." It is unfortunate that you cater to the lowest in your audience, but I will not follow down that path. I only look to the better nature in each board member, and ask that they examine their conscience before encouraging you in your ways. As I recall, the last pair of "followers" you had (Ned and BS) ended up being ordered to slay one another.

@All: think on this.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 9:59 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
I can kill without using my special attacks. Besides, I'd be back to the age I am now within a year if I did use one of those attacks.

she wins