Der Moench, Maharalika and I, Nippy have been charged by Weasel to remove the taint of spam.
COMM Champions!
COMM Champions!
Rally around my banner troops! We charge in the name of Weasel, COMMunication and the true path of light everywhere!
Der Moench, Maharalika and I, Nippy have been charged by Weasel to remove the taint of spam.

Der Moench, Maharalika and I, Nippy have been charged by Weasel to remove the taint of spam.
Perverteer Paladin
*Except Nippy sees a shadow and launches a throwing knife, it catches in Waverly's cloak and he continues to walk forward, ending in one of those comical moments as he falls flat on his ass.*Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>*Stumbles in, completely inebreated… Catches the ‘COMM champions’ fellating a large granite statue of Weasel… urinates on their banner… and leaves unseen*</STRONG>
Perverteer Paladin
Indeed Sir, as you can see the completelt cretinous fool fell over in his inebriation and is now regurgating his alcohol. Rest assured, he will be put in the stocks and the orphans will thrown fruit at him.Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG><Enters and smells the corrupt and vile taint of a varmit>
Sir Nippy, I believe a spy is about!!</STRONG>
Perverteer Paladin
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The key term here being: "completely inebreated (sic)." Obviously, the man is hallucinating. Had he been a bit more sober, he may have noticed that in fact he walked into an empty room, urinated on his own leg, and then tried to escape under the very eyes of Nippy.Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>*Stumbles in, completely inebreated… Catches the ‘COMM champions’ fellating a large granite statue of Weasel… urinates on their banner… and leaves unseen*</STRONG>
Well done, Nippy!
Leave him for the orphans to throw bits of lettuce at, and for the rat-catcher to ... well, let's not dwell on the subject.
There will be no Renaissance without Revolution.
Derision, scorn, and failure to understand do not move us. The future belongs to us ... Weasel for President!!
Derision, scorn, and failure to understand do not move us. The future belongs to us ... Weasel for President!!
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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>*Stumbles in, completely inebreated… Catches the ‘COMM champions’ fellating a large granite statue of Weasel… urinates on their banner… and leaves unseen*</STRONG>

Unseen, GORGORHIRRIM?

Unlikely.
ONWARDS, COMM!


--Maharlika--
[ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Maharlika ]
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Bah humbug - you are all spammers, all of you I say buwahahHAHAHAHAAOriginally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>Rally around my banner troops! We charge in the name of Weasel, COMMunication and the true path of light everywhere!
Der Moench, Maharalika and I, Nippy have been charged by Weasel to remove the taint of spam.
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</STRONG>
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Impossible. How could I be a spammer with only 330 posts in almost a year?Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Bah humbug - you are all spammers, all of you I say buwahahHAHAHAHAA</STRONG>
Xandax, I respect you, so I will give you this advice: do not stand against Weasel and the Comm.
Seeing Xandax reminds me: I really oughtta stop by the NWN BotB forum more often!
Peace.
There will be no Renaissance without Revolution.
Derision, scorn, and failure to understand do not move us. The future belongs to us ... Weasel for President!!
Derision, scorn, and failure to understand do not move us. The future belongs to us ... Weasel for President!!
Nearly sober, Waverly once again wanders past the COMM enclave. He is surprised to find they have Gruntboy in the pillory and are throwing fruit at him. When the little munchkins tire of this, they drop their skivvies and approach Grunt from arrears… at that, Waverly beats a hasty exit back to the world of sane.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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We may add out-of-body experiences to Wankerly's hallucinations. But from the sound of what the rat-catcher and the kids are getting up to, maybe we should let the poor guy out of the stocks - he may be enjoying this a bit too much.Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Nearly sober, Waverly once again wanders past the COMM enclave. He is surprised to find they have Gruntboy in the pillory and are throwing fruit at him. When the little munchkins tire of this, they drop their skivvies and approach Grunt from arrears… at that, Waverly beats a hasty exit back to the world of sane.</STRONG>
*Sets Waverly free, and returns him to his keep full of three-legged dogs*
*Returns to Comm HQ and changes the locks*
There will be no Renaissance without Revolution.
Derision, scorn, and failure to understand do not move us. The future belongs to us ... Weasel for President!!
Derision, scorn, and failure to understand do not move us. The future belongs to us ... Weasel for President!!
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COMMrade Chairman! You're back!Originally posted by NCT:
<STRONG>It seems that my COMM brothers need my help again.with the secret weapons and the COMM spirit</STRONG>
How are you doing?
*remembers our COMMrade Stalker* Hope to be hearing from Fas soon.
@COMMrade der Moench: Nice going, brethren. Show that evil scoundrel some mercy...
...it's bad for his ego.
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Sigh, the real shame is that we cannot convert the fiend to COMM. I try, so help me Weasel, I try, but there is nothing we can do. The man knows no shame because he has had this done to him before!Originally posted by Maharlika:
<STRONG>COMMrade Chairman! You're back!
How are you doing?
*remembers our COMMrade Stalker* Hope to be hearing from Fas soon.
@COMMrade der Moench: Nice going, brethren. Show that evil scoundrel some mercy...![]()
...it's bad for his ego.*THAT must hurt him so good!*</STRONG>
Perverteer Paladin
*Sigh* I fail to understand your logic. I offered you a duel, yet you turn me down? Still, I have no doubt Lord Weasel will remove you...Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Weasel: The breakfast of COMM champions![]()
I demand you quit fondling the lost boys over there, Peter Pan, and face your ancient nemesis in a battle of your own choosing. Try not to be a coward and avoid me, huh?</STRONG>
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Though I, myself, am a Spammer, I find myself wanting Weasel and the COMMunicators to win against Waverly. 
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
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Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
Nippy: I see no reason to trounce each of you individually. If Weasel is your leader, he should set a good example and face me himself. His record against me, however... it is not so good.
Miss Saturn: !?
Now that hurts. I thought I had the support of all of SYMs lovely ladies. It wounds me to hear that this is not true. You must either change your mind or admit to being a man.
Added post facto:
Viv: Now you are a true ally. I accept. We should wrestle or do some other heavy physical training while we await Weasel.
[ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Waverly ]
Miss Saturn: !?
Now that hurts. I thought I had the support of all of SYMs lovely ladies. It wounds me to hear that this is not true. You must either change your mind or admit to being a man.
Added post facto:
Viv: Now you are a true ally. I accept. We should wrestle or do some other heavy physical training while we await Weasel.
[ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Waverly ]
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time