Dead Spammers Society

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 19, 2001 4:27 am

@Omar:

Snack on Brink with my compliments; but I'm afraid I will have to stop you short of Minerva. Don't make me freeze dry you again.

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WAMOSA-WXF - Acronym at 9 Letters and Growing

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon Feb 19, 2001 4:31 am

Haha,Waverly! I have almost reached the fence and the hill. Just try to stop me!
Omar reaches fence. Omar jumps:
---Omar:"AAAAAARERRRRRRRGGHHHHHHWHHHOOOOEEEEEAAAAA!!!!!!"
Omar did not jump high enough. Barbed wire and nuts:a killer combo...

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 19, 2001 5:18 am

I see Minerva is still holding her ground...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 19, 2001 5:24 am

Originally posted by Chrissy:
I see Minerva is still holding her ground...

Hopefully she gets the hint when she sees what happens to Brink and heads to even higher ground.

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Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 19, 2001 5:30 am

I'd take a stungun along if I were her.

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon Feb 19, 2001 5:38 am

Oh yes,making fun of Omar while he is stuck and terribly wounded instead of lending him a hand? Wait till I get my teeth in you people!
Omar uses the fork and knive to cut himself loose. No,he did not cut his buddy off!
Next he pulls out the remaining piece of wire out of his thing.
---Omar:"aaah,much better now!"

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Mon Feb 19, 2001 5:41 am

All male viewers of this board are currently in shock.

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon Feb 19, 2001 5:48 am

At least you know now how to tackle barbed wire fences. And you have Omar to thank for it!

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon Feb 19, 2001 6:22 am

@Melosh:Then consider this:

Last week I read an article in a newspaper. It was about a 55 year old man from Georgia whose penis had to be amputated because of cancer. And you know what those strange doctors in Georgia did? THEY CUT HIS MIDDLE FINGER OFF AND ATTACHED IT BETWEEN HIS LEGS!!! Complete with a tube for his waist disposal inside the finger! And he could still stretch and bow his finger since the bones had not been removed OMG!!!
Why did he do that? He has two (!) girlfriends who,according to his doctor, are very happy with the succesful operation!
This was one of the most disgusting and funniest thing that I have ever read!

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon Feb 19, 2001 6:44 am

Erm,what just happened here?Why is Omar after me?I've just killed Ravel 3 times and now I'm about to be Omar-snack??

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I lay my claim on the fence

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon Feb 19, 2001 7:03 am

I'm running away to another fence in the Omar Hills region

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I lay my claim on the fence

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Feb 20, 2001 12:07 pm

Originally posted by Brink:
I'm running away to another fence in the Omar Hills region

Run, Brink! Run!!

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Wed Feb 21, 2001 12:57 am

Minerva-I have reached my fence and am now the Knight of it

.Thanks for your support

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Knight of the Fence and Champion of Neutrality

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Feb 21, 2001 1:12 am

@Brink: I'm glad you made it. Well done!!

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Wed Feb 21, 2001 1:27 am

Minerva-Once again,I thank you for your show of concern and support

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Knight of the Fence and Champion of Neutrality

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Aug 29, 2001 10:33 am

I don't know why Karembeu named this "Dead Spammers Society" in the first place, but it is so true now...

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Aug 29, 2001 10:36 am

Six months gone! Minerva, you sure know how to raise the dead.