The Post of Broken Promises

[Waverly]

My apologies, Foul Girth-a-lot. I did not realize a 42 inch longsword blade could not penetrate your immensitudinous bulk. Please, rap your planetoid head repeatedly with my mace.

Beforehand, I beg you to dig your own grave. I haven’t the time for such an excavation and I don’t want the wild dogs to become sick from over eating.

[Foul Dwimmerlaik]

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>I have said I prefer old name...

Or, do we now have both Foul and Witch King in the SYM? </STRONG>

I have changed my name back to the old one in order to please you.

As far as having two of me in the same place at once- well that's just a homosexual man's fantasy and a heterosexual woman's dream.

[Aegis]

Originally posted by Foul Dwimmerlaik:
<STRONG>
No, not a new incarnation, my old one with a space between the two names. I couldn't use the old one because I lack both the password, and the email address. I prefer the foul handle to the other.

As for running myself through on your blade, I'm afraid your frail frame could not support the blade long enough for me to do this- your spindly sinews would snap under the strain, so I'll have to pass. I'd hate to be responsible for a self-inflicted injury visited upon waverly.


NOTE: WAVERLY HAS SHAMED HIMSELF, AND HAS SHOWN HIS COWARDICE BY REFUSING ME A DUAL.</STRONG>

We have the puffans waiting for you...

[Waverly]

Aegis, I am certain I hear your mother calling you.

[Minerva]

Originally posted by Foul Dwimmerlaik:
<STRONG>I have changed my name back to the old one in order to please you.</STRONG>

Thank you.

As far as having two of me in the same place at once- well that's just a homosexual man's fantasy and a heterosexual woman's dream.

Is it? Not for the faint hearted, I'd think... NO, I don't want to think about it...

[Foul Dwimmerlaik]

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>I did not realize a 42 inch longsword blade could not penetrate your...Please, rap your planetoid head repeatedly with my "mace".
</STRONG>

I've had enough of your flirtations and come-ons to me, Waverly. All of this talk of "penetration with swords" and "rapping of heads", and "maces" and so on is not going to work. I'm not that kind of a being.

Aegis: I've missed my puffins..

[Ned Flanders]

by waverly
Ned, your ineptness knows no bounds. Not only are you failing miserably in your quest, but you have presumptuously invited the heinous example of inbreeding known as Witchking to join my court so that he might oversee my doings? Leave the Witchking strumming his banjo among the Blue Fugates and get back to work.

Failing, not really. Minerva has been hanging around for a while. Now, whether or not I have a tremendous amount to do with that is neither here nor there because she is here. It was Minerva's suggestion that I would be held in the highest regard of the court if I could attract both witchking and Saigo to the court. Perhaps I should have consulted you first before embarking but you were too busy stroking the flail of lovin' +3 which must be cursed because so far it seems the only hands on it are your own.

Furthermore, this fearsome demigrunt thing would be a lot easier to deal with if he would stop running away when we approach him. Perhaps it is he in fear of being sodomized, I'll have to think about that.

Now, if the witch king and saigo are not brought to the court, the risk of losing Minerva becomes more likely. This appears to be a catch 22. Without them Minerva will likely leave and with them, I'll draw you most imposing ire.

by waverly
PS: The only thing I hate more than Bill and Ted are Bill and Ted impressions.

So, everyone is entitled to bad taste. Yours is simply more pronounced. I'll give you hating the bill and ted impressions. It wasn't done to gain popularity. However, how is it possible to hate bill and ted themselves. That's like saying encino man was a bad movie.