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You mean the one with the underpants and ferrets?
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Post by Mr Sleep »

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>You mean the one with the underpants and ferrets?</STRONG>
I see it still looms over you also, oh the tyranny :o
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Post by Witch King »

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>I also promised to cut my **** off and pop it in a blender if WK ever showed up again...</STRONG>

Add some ice, a slice of lime and some sugar. Pour into a small glass. Serve to Mr. Sleep.
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Post by Minerva »

Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>
Add some ice, a slice of lime and some sugar. Pour into a small glass. Serve to Mr. Sleep.</STRONG>
That's a surprise. I was certain you are going to taste it by yourself... :o :rolleyes:
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posted by witchking
Meanders: The road to hell is paved with good intentions, sir. I think you must be darkpuppet in disguise...Give Minerva a message for me since you say you're the Bearer of Tidings: "Don't send thy minions seeking after me Minerva, find me yourself, NAY, I say, I'll not speak to your VASSALS!"
Uh, what's all this business of serving genitalrita's. sounds like the pelvic version of pink eye.

Anyway, I'm no minion nor vassal of minerva's. I'm here of my accord. It's not Minerva who wants to see you in Waverly's court anyway, it's me. The suggestion was made you'd make a fine overseer of Sir Waverly's court as that batty despot is way over the line anyway. For all I care, you can show up and drop Waverly in his pit with the syphillis bearing naked mole rats. It's all become so convoluted and I've got too many chemicals coursing through my veins, I can't believe half of what I read anymore and no longer remember the true path of this veering course.

so, there's a place not far away where some believe you'd prove a formidable authority. By the end of it all, I may even look to you as leader. Hell, I'm only an animated human with a streak of goodness. I'm not even anatomically correct. I'm a you-nick. OMG
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Post by Witch King »

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>I'm a you-nick. OMG</STRONG>
:eek: Good god, that sounds terrible. Well, Mr. Flanders, I'd suggest you look elsewhither for someone to join waverly's court, as I myself, am a King (regard my name if you don't believe me). Perhaps I'd be willing to take you on board as a squire.
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Post by Yshania »

Woah!! what a battle of the ego's we have recently! :D :p and so much fun to see ;)

A belated welcome back WK ;)
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I'm a you-nick. OMG
This is not gonna bode well for your attepts at the goddess. :rolleyes:

Oh, well, I have signed on as your sidekick, and will honer my word. :D

I have aproached our prey, but he seems....reluctant...to part with his ear. :cool:
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@BS - be very careful here - he is most likely going to offer you the ear of some unsuspecting IWD forum visitor :eek: :D
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Post by Witch King »

Originally posted by Yshania:
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A belated welcome back WK ;) </STRONG>
Before I thank you, I have to ask: Whose court are you a courtesan of?
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Posted by WK -

Before I thank you, I have to ask: Whose court are you a courtesan of?
A thank you would be polite ;) but being as you ask, I have never assigned to be a COMM nor a spammer, I have never sided with the Spam Queen nor her challenging Spam Princess, I lurk more than I contribute these days, but to answer your question - I keep my own council ;)

How are you? :)
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Post by Ned Flanders »

by ysh
@BS - be very careful here - he is most likely going to offer you the ear of some unsuspecting IWD forum visitor
I hope you don't mean me. That'll never happen. BS and I, we got each other's backs. How else could we stand up in our drunken state. :D
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Ned, your ineptness knows no bounds. Not only are you failing miserably in your quest, but you have presumptuously invited the heinous example of inbreeding known as Witchking to join my court so that he might oversee my doings? Leave the Witchking strumming his banjo among the Blue Fugates and get back to work.

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Post by Yshania »

Posted by Ned -

I hope you don't mean me. That'll never happen. BS and I, we got each other's backs. How else could we stand up in our drunken state.
Well those who wander by mistake... :eek: :D
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@ ysh, It matters little to me, I am willing to take the left ear of all That I think may be the demigrunts, take them to Waverly, and let him sort them out. :cool:

Of course, your lovely ears are exempt from the above statement, as are Ned's ears, barring a drunken mis swing of my blade that is. :cool:

@Ned, what ever happened to McBane? Did the reputation of our prey scare him off? :eek: :D
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Post by Foul Dwimmerlaik »

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>invited the heinous example of inbreeding known as Witchking to join my court so that he might oversee my doings.
</STRONG>
Whoa now Africa boy, I'd not be messing with the Witch King if I were you. Your court is in tatters, and no one in the rag-tag that bounces behind you has the authority to treat with me. I challenge you to a duel. :mad: :mad:
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The Witchking, no stranger to multiple alter egos, is here in a new incarnation. *sigh*

I will not duel with my lessers. Please, though it pains me, I must remind you of your inferior class status. I will compromise and allow you to run yourself though with my sword, if it pleases you.
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Post by Foul Dwimmerlaik »

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>The Witchking, no stranger to multiple alter egos, is here in a new incarnation.</STRONG>

No, not a new incarnation, my old one with a space between the two names. I couldn't use the old one because I lack both the password, and the email address. I prefer the foul handle to the other.

As for running myself through on your blade, I'm afraid your frail frame could not support the blade long enough for me to do this- your spindly sinews would snap under the strain, so I'll have to pass. I'd hate to be responsible for a self-inflicted injury visited upon waverly.


NOTE: WAVERLY HAS SHAMED HIMSELF, AND HAS SHOWN HIS COWARDICE BY REFUSING ME A DUAL.
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Post by Minerva »

WOW! :eek: Foul is back as Foul... err, is this Foul the alter-ego of Foul, or of Witch King who is reincarnation of Foul? :confused: I'm terribly confused... :( I have said I prefer old name...

Or, do we now have both Foul and Witch King in the SYM? :eek:
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Post by Nippy »

Originally posted by Foul Dwimmerlaik:
<STRONG>NOTE: WAVERLY HAS SHAMED HIMSELF, AND HAS SHOWN HIS COWARDICE BY REFUSING ME A DUAL.</STRONG>
*Sigh* No surprise there... :D :D
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