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The Post of Broken Promises

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Here's one from, like, seven months ago:
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>See you later, WK.
I'll give you a little kiss when you come back. :D </STRONG>
Well, I came back, months later, and she welched. There have been many such sad tales on this board. I remember another- DarkPoet had promised Waverly something or other...I can't recall...


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Indeed, even more reason to stop in Waverly's kneel...+5 sword of flames thread. Again, Minerva asked I seek you out. It seems she might have something for ya. ;)
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Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>

Well, I came back, months later, and she welched. There have been many such sad tales on this board. I remember another- DarkPoet had promised Waverly something or other...I can't recall...


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Sad case indeed. :( Still DP and Waverly went thru with their promise. :D :D
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I believe I have been gone longer than Foul Odor, and I have not yet been offered welcome back sex. This place is an abyss of inconsideration.

[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Waverly ]
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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>I believe I have been gone longer than Foul Odor, and I have not yet been offered welcome back sex. This place is an abyss of inconsideration.</STRONG>
I am going to assume for the record that you are referring to the female populous of SYM offering you sex?? ;)

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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I am going to assume for the record that you are referring to the female populous of SYM offering you sex?? ;)

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ROFLMFAO :D :D :D
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Post by Gwalchmai »

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I am going to assume for the record that you are referring to the female populous of SYM offering you sex?? ;) </STRONG>
You never know with this monarch. What color is his urine? Blue perhaps? :D
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You would be wise to assume just that, Mr. Sleep. I am sorry to disappoint you, but perhaps you can find another who is interesting in kneading your gelatinous buttocks.
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Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG> Again, Minerva asked I seek you out. It seems she might have something for ya. ;) </STRONG>
What do you mean, "again"...? Who are you Ned, and what are you implying by these OUTRAGEOUS, RAMPANT ALLEGATIONS!?!?!
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Post by Witch King »

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>I believe I have been gone longer than Lord Foul, and I have not yet been offered welcome back sex. This place is an abyss of inconsideration.
[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Waverly ]</STRONG>
That is a lie sir. I left first, WAY before you. Way, way before you. I'd advise you to recant.
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Who'da thunk it... peopel 'discussing' you left first... :D
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What do you mean, "again"...? Who are you Ned, and what are you implying by these OUTRAGEOUS, RAMPANT ALLEGATIONS!?!?!
Wow, all caps, why so hostile. Who I am is of no consequence. Perhaps if you'll read my entire post in this thread you'll notice I am requesting you to check out another thread. I have been charged with a sacred quest and your presence was requested. Fortunately, you have returned to the boards and I have found you. You may find all of this half baked. It is, in fact, completely baked, if I may steal from the archives of Benjamin Braddock.

I only say 'again' because I made a similar request earlier on another thread started by yourself involving the origins of humanity where I did post my two cents before requesting your presence in another thread. My apologies if this is all a little heavy. Those that gave me the quest did mention there would be resistance.
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I am going to assume for the record that you are referring to the female populous of SYM offering you sex?? ;)

[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]</STRONG>

LMAO.

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Post by Minerva »

Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG> Well, I came back, months later, and she welched. </STRONG>
:rolleyes: I can't recall the promise at all... :o

Oh, well, welcome back. Image Happy now? :rolleyes:

Anyway, are you going to stay around?
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Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>Wow, all caps, why so hostile. </STRONG>
I told you it won't be easy... :rolleyes: :D
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Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG> :rolleyes: I can't recall the promise at all... :o

Oh, well, welcome back. Image Happy now? :rolleyes:

Anyway, are you going to stay around?</STRONG>
So, you were able to forget the time of early SYM... How? :D
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Meanders: The road to hell is paved with good intentions, sir. I think you must be darkpuppet in disguise...Give Minerva a message for me since you say you're the Bearer of Tidings: "Don't send thy minions seeking after me Minerva, find me yourself, NAY, I say, I'll not speak to your VASSALS!"

Minerva: I think I'll stay around, though with work I can't be around too much. Thanks for the kiss, though it seemed rather platonic.
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Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>Meanders: The road to hell is paved with good intentions, sir. I think you must be darkpuppet in disguise...Give Minerva a message for me since you say you're the Bearer of Tidings: "Don't send thy minions seeking after me Minerva, find me yourself, NAY, I say, I'll not speak to your VASSALS!"
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ROFL :D
Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>Minerva: I think I'll stay around, though with work I can't be around too much. Thanks for the kiss, though it seemed rather platonic.</STRONG>
I only said "a little kiss". :p

I'm glad to hear you will be around. We (myself included) aren't spamming as much as we used to anyway these days. :)

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Post by Gruntboy »

I promised to run round Trafalger Square nude for T'lainya and I did it.

I also promised to cut my **** off and pop it in a blender if WK ever showed up again. Oh well, bye-bye Big Fella.

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Post by Mr Sleep »

What about our agreement Grunt? :o :D ;) :rolleyes:
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